Donald KOA

A cool fine person. Follow for Follow. Strategist. Unapologetic. Bold. Ahead of the game.

Play Chess. Check, Mate.

100 years ahead of U. I'm from the future!!

[Bray Falls @astrofalls]

Absolutely insane solar eclipse, I took this video a couple minutes ago from Spain!

[Iwalewa 🌸 @Iwa_lewa1]

She started as a tiny little creature and grew into such a beautiful girl 🥹💝

[First Doctor @FirstDoctor]

Cristiano Ronaldo, a billionaire in $$, and Georgina Rodríguez got married yesterday. Attended only by their 5 children and close family members. No football teammates. No celebrity friends.

But some struggling people want to impress the world with loud weddings.

[Mrs B @attackdogX]

Animals are actually smarter than us because in their packs, they don’t allow the weaker or retarded ones to lead them.

[Christian S. 🇨🇦 @IamChristian_S_]

@_melgibson1_

[Donald KOA @enigmaticdon1]

@xwtpx @remarks Who, Natalie???

[Dylan K @MightyDylanK]

Spain just went dark in the middle of the day.

Total solar eclipse. Absolutely unreal. 🌑🇪🇸

Tarragona, Spain 🇪🇸

[ChristDaily @christ_the_son]

God is our refuge and strength

[vegastar @vegastarr]

🐍💲👁️

[Donald KOA @enigmaticdon1]

@Goddie_Ke Impossible

[Donald KOA @enigmaticdon1]

@Polymarket He has conceded. Iran wins.

[Donald KOA @enigmaticdon1]

Guess the Chinese President Xi is not coming to Kenya 😂😂😂

How can other politicians do all the work, to simply hand you the victory?

With their own funds!

The Gachagua and DCP team must wake up.

End this man's madness!

[Goddie @Goddie_Ke]

Kalonzo Musyoka: I met Chinese President Xi Jinping and he told me that he would only come to Kenya when I become President

[Donald KOA @enigmaticdon1]

@rigathi Thank you. Though we have been here and know what he did. Tell us what he didn't do as per his promises.

[I am Chege @_James041]

The more things change, the more they remain the same.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Aaaaauuii... Sema Kimeumana!!!

Mene Mene Tekel. And God told Snake "You will Eat dust". With reference to Genesis chapter 3- Our God Is a jealous God. He's the only person that was to please man. And any snake that may want to sacrifice their life to please a man shall Finally Eat Dust. Eloi Eloi na Masamaki Thati... Kalahari Desert University of Science & Technology (K-DUST) is almost running out of capitation.

Barely 48 hours after Shemeji rescued our Sugoi diva and ushered her into that thing called Mareej, daughter of Agrippina all the way from Equatorial Guinea has emerged from the bushes crying foul after witnessing the love of her life walking down the aisle with Charlene Ruto. Ni mbaya majama!!😁

The lady, now identified as Princess Nguema is reportedly the niece of Teodoro Obiang Nguema, the President of Equatorial Guinea. Our Melanin Damsel has since relocated her heartbreak headquarters to Isaya Yunge’s Instagram comment section, where every photo he posts celebrating his new Mareej is being received with the enthusiasm of a tax collector.

On one photo, she reportedly commented: “Why didn't you tell me you were getting married?” And on another photo where Isaya was holding his new wife, she was heard asking: “Why are you holding her like that,, Sneaky move!” 😭

Ladies and gentlemen, if you think rich kids don't get heartbroken, don't I have news for you. No one... I repeat, NO ONE, is above the programme.

After supplying Aswito with high-voltage electricity for several months, the owner of the generator has apparently decided to transfer the connection to a permanent hydroelectric power station in Kilgoris. Chesaa!!

Our girl was left staring at her phone with her mouth wide open after discovering through Instagram that the man she had apparently been planning a future with was busy starting another future with the Sugoi’s family.

But honestly, I suspect our boy Isaya forgot to inform her that he was already in a relationship and was preparing for a wedding. Even yours truly here, VC himuserefu sometimes I forget to tell my yellow yellow damsels that I am married.

Ayaaam telling you my dear sistas, fear MEN! Anyway, we are now waiting for the receipts. And judging by the temperature in that Instagram comment section, they are about to start arriving thick, fast and probably in PDF format.

The way the lady is ranting, daughter of Agrippina is really hurt. That one is not even breathing properly I swear. Ever been hit on your left Kahasho with an elbow, you gasp for air.... That is her... By the way she is shocked.

Here at the Kalahari News Desk, we shall remain on standby, phones charged, laptops open and kamati ya Roho chafu deployed to the comment section. We will report live from the ground as the drama unfolds. Back to you in studio Jeff! 🎤

[Donald KOA @enigmaticdon1]

@lynn_ngugi1 African presidential elections are more about who appeals to the Masters more. The rest is just fanfare. Don't take politics so much to heart. Or else, overthrow the Masters.

[Alfred Keter🇰🇪 @alfredarapketer]

They found empty coffers!
😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Donald KOA @enigmaticdon1]

African presidential elections are all about WHO appeals to the Masters more.

The rest is just fanfare.

Don't take politics so much to heart.

Or else overthrow the Masters.

Alex
Moses Kuria
#Rutoat4
Rigathi

[Eng.Mwaniki⚒️⛓️⚡️ @Mwaniki7525]

If you have never been in this stage,you can't give me an advise😅😅