Martine

Frmrs: @enrollamerica, RI4A, @dscc, 2 many campaigns to mention. @BGCA_clubs alum. Here for your dog/pet/garden photos. Tweets mine.

[Martine @enitram]

Great news! The war is over!

Again!

For the 40th time!

Victory!!!

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: The airstrikes against Iran are "ongoing," a U.S. official says. @JenGriffinFNC reports.

[Dave Loebsack for Iowa @DaveForIowa]

Great ad.

[Martine @enitram]

This is art.

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Martine @enitram]

Good riddance

https://t.co/XJaJYaGpRe

[Martine @enitram]

@davidslosttt That’s all?

[Martine @enitram]

@MarioNawfal @MalcolmNance Only 24?

[Martine @enitram]

@ShaneGoldmacher Anyone else struck by the absence of Texas?

[Shane Goldmacher @ShaneGoldmacher]

NEWS: Top Senate GOP super PAC lays out its $342 million battle plan to keep the Senate.

$236 million in GOP seats: OH, NC, IA, AK, ME ($42 million there prev announced )

$106 million in Dem seats: MI, GA, NH

The 8-state breakdown —>

https://t.co/N6L19eaNvD

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

‘No Kings’ protesters form human banner at San Francisco’s Ocean Beach spelling ‘TRUMP MUST GO NOW!’

[Martine @enitram]

@elections_w_etn @RedistrictNet Wow. Good eye

[Martine @enitram]

It’s almost 5pm ET on a Friday. Anyone else wondering what fresh hell, failure or fuck up the admin will announce shortly?

[Martine @enitram]

@shannonrwatts @MuellerSheWrote 💀

[Martine @enitram]

@lrozen DONT WORRY. @SecDuffy, is on it! There hasn’t been a major crash since earlier this week!

https://t.co/5CXy7peEBY

[Martine @enitram]

@realBrandonGill Move to Iran if you want to live in a Theocracy, crybaby.

[Martine @enitram]

@shannonrwatts 💯

[Martine @enitram]

@SecDuffy Maybe take a break from the ass-kissing and figure out why there have been crashes, repeated deadly accidents and terrifying near misses at airports all over the country under your watch.

https://t.co/tNrEJNFx1Q

[Martine @enitram]

Rubio is pathetic and a national disgrace. Can anyone imagine Albright or Rice or Clinton begging and pleading AFTER the fact, and then bashing our allies when they inevitably said no to this disastrous war of choice? This administration has been attacking allies and as recently as a few months ago was threatening war with a NATO ally. If Rubio is upset about the lack of allies, he, as Sec. of State, has no one to blame but himself.

[ZuritaCarpio @ZuritaCarpio]

El senador MAGA @LindseyGrahamSC fue abucheado 6 minutos seguidos ¡en su propio estado!