Lauren Schapker

I'm a lobbyist and cupcake expert

[Josh Dawsey @jdawsey1]

If you want to read the entire thing, here's the entire GOP platform as adopted by the RNC's platform committee this morning: https://t.co/6lIXEiZnNe

[Senator Thom Tillis @SenThomTillis]

Navalny laid down his life fighting for the freedom of the country he loved. Putin is a murderous, paranoid dictator. History will not be kind to those in America who make apologies for Putin and praise Russian autocracy. Nor will history be kind to America’s leaders who stay silent because they fear backlash from online pundits.

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

You can’t call the late hit on Mahomes after you ignored the late hit on Burrow a few mins earlier. Those refs were horrible. They weren’t even fishy-bad more completely-incompetent-bad. Great work @NFL.

[Chris Potter @CPotterPgh]

NEWS: The race for Pittsburgh city controller has a new entrant: Deputy Controller Rachael Heisler hopes to succeed Michael Lamb (who is running for county executive) next year. She announced her campaign this morning.
https://t.co/mNvfQ4TcHk

[Lauren Schapker @lpschap]

Who Dey

[Ben Baby @Ben_Baby]

Bengals QB Joe Burrow, on gun reform: “If you’re not going to outlaw everything, you’ve gotta at least make it harder to get those crazy guns that everybody’s using.” Here’s his full response, via @bengals:

[Lauren Schapker @lpschap]

Looking forward to next week!

[FiscalNote @FiscalNote]

#FiscalNoteLive WEBINAR: May 25—Register for "Federal Infrastructure Investments: Trends & Opportunities for Your Organization" w/@lpschap @ARTBA, @davidgarten @RXR_Realty, @SFDCNY @transportworker, @lmkessler34 at Carpi & Clay + @JessicaWehrman @rollcall. https://t.co/35IHEFmNdI

[FiscalNote @FiscalNote]

WEBINAR—April 28: Join us for our "Back to the Hill as Usual – Brace Yourself for the Next 100 Days" virtual discussion with @Mkusler @NEAToday, @lpschap @ARTBA, @shawnzeller @CQnow @rollcall, @rshawreds w/ the Alpine Group + Janice Bashford @arnoldporter. https://t.co/cBlaVfSmxN

[Lauren Schapker @lpschap]

Remember in the before times how wearing jeans on Friday was a workplace benefit? Lol.

[Lauren Schapker @lpschap]

@TimEbner If you add tots, you’ll have all the major food groups!

[@jenmonnier.bsky.social @JenMonnier]

You're supposed to wash your hands for 20 sec, which is the time it takes to sing Happy Birthday twice. But I'm tired of singing Happy Birthday and you probably are too, so I've done the very important public service of compiling other songs with roughly 20 sec choruses to sing:

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

The #USWNT should probably be Prime Minister now that they've successfully facilitated Brexit.

[Lauren Schapker @lpschap]

Reason #39284 why I'll be rooting for the #Rams this weekend: https://t.co/mcEWITKKM4 #loveandhonor

[Lauren Schapker @lpschap]

@MaryKateC Thanks for listening to me drone on endlessly about it :)

[Chuck Todd @chucktodd]

If you don’t well up after reading this...

[Luke Russert @LukeRussert]

Reminded of this gem of a 2004 quote from @JamesCarville in SI, “Put the NE Patriots in Michigan uniforms and they'd lose 2 out of 3 to Ohio State & 2 out of 3 Rose Bowls. Michigan plays dull, uninspired, gutless football, year in and year out. Other than that, I like them fine."

[NGWA GovtAffs @NGWA_GovtAffs]

@BloombergEnv piece highlights Grevatt's recent focus on #PFAS and includes a take from NGWA's GA Director, Lauren Schapker

[Kirk Herbstreit @KirkHerbstreit]

Congrats @MiamiOHFootball on back to back HUGE wins. Been a challenging year with some close losses. But Chuck Martin, his staff, and players have kept grinding and beaten 2 really good teams the last 2 weeks. Congrats fellas! One more and you’re heading to a bowl!

[Lauren Schapker @lpschap]

PSA: @districttaco is offering free burritos today for anyone in costume! #HappyHalloween

[Lauren Schapker @lpschap]

Congrats to one of the best! #PowerofA

[ASAE @ASAEcenter]

#ASAE Senior VP of Public Policy Jim Clarke to Retire in January; @MaryKateC Named Successor https://t.co/jNdl6xot8m #Assnchat #PowerofA