Eniola Badmus

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I am more than you can see😎

[Lauretta Yemoja @yemoja_jaja]

A former bastard lecturer of mine from Unilag who sexually harassed me in 100level, stole a kiss from me in his office, I was disgusted and walked out. He Waited till I was in 400 level to give me an F. I went to meet him to know how that happened because I was so sure I did better after getting an A in my project defense and he said he would change the result to a D only if he gave me his D.
He had his story published on BBC because they set him up with a woman who had a spy camera. When She went to his office, he made a very cold statement. He said “I pity fine girls like you because you are all vulnerable”.
He was jailed for a while. Dr Igbeneghu may you rot in hell.

[Candley_vv🌸 @CandleyV]

Tomorrow, her husband will come here to brag that his wife singlehandedly cooked their wedding rice and other men shouldn't listen to their fiancées when they talk about hiring caterers 🤚🏼😭😭😭.
Then he'll close the statement with " I love my beautiful, strong and hardworking wife."

[ỌMỌ́TÁRÁ LAWRENCE @theladymotara]

In English they say, 'you're beautiful', but in Yoruba we say...

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

Bro if u leave ‘hard man’ small, do some kyn things babes de do, you go realize say e lowkey sweet.

Dem don run you bubble bath before? with scented oils & flowers, use cucumber massage your eyes, con wear u soft bathroom robe after. You go just de purr like cat😂

[SimplyHuman @MansarayFrances]

My twins never tasted breast milk.

I was fighting for my life; physically and mentally.

Everything was done to help me produce milk, but it did not happen.

I remember feeling afraid and ashamed.

Then a quiet voice said to me: they will be alright.

I trusted that voice.

Today, my babies are healthy.

They are top of their classes.

Life happens.

I’m beyond grateful.

[kiki ,The Clothing Vendor @SauceKiki]

This got me teary 😭💔
Matriculation. Convocation

[Adika @Adikastakes]

God I’m so jealous of people that can think of stuff like this 😭💔

[Chicken Catcher🐔 @Only1Etubo]

Oyinbo fit dey jam to Naija gbedu with you make dem just throw you question.

“What is Shinji Kagawa?”

Me: Oh! he is a soccer player.

“What did she say after that?”

Me: Jesu Kristi l’oba wa. Jesus is our king

“I don't get it, what does that have to do with the soccer player”

Why are you trying to get it, dear? Just dance. The best is sweet. Just focus on the beat.

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

"Are you busy?"
Me: No

*Incoming video call*

[Dura🎀 @ms0nigghaz]

I was actually one of the nurses on duty that day, and I can confirm every word. In fact, the moment she walked into the labor ward, we immediately realized this wasn’t going to be like every other delivery we’d spent years training for. We threw away the fetal monitor, the partograph, the blood pressure cuff, the IV cannula, the emergency trolley, and every obstetrics textbook because, as it turns out, all those things were completely unnecessary.

She simply walked to the bed, looked at the baby and said, “Come out.” The baby respectfully complied within minutes. No contractions to monitor, no cervical examinations, no assessment of fetal position, no concern about the size of the baby or the mother’s pelvis. Apparently none of that has ever mattered. We have all been wasting our time.

Immediately after the delivery, the hospital called an emergency meeting. Every obstetrician, midwife, anesthetist and pediatrician was informed that decades of medical training had been based on misinformation. We have now concluded that prolonged labor, obstructed labor, postpartum hemorrhage, shoulder dystocia, eclampsia, emergency C-sections and maternal mortality only happen because women failed to renew their gym memberships.

We’ve also contacted medical schools worldwide to remove Obstetrics & Gynecology from their curriculum. Future doctors will no longer learn about parity, cervical dilation, fetal distress, induction of labor, breech presentation, placenta previa, uterine rupture, or any of those outdated concepts. The only lecture remaining is “Stay Fit and Tell the Baby to Come Out.”

We’ve gone a step further and written to the World Health Organization, ACOG, RCOG and every maternity hospital across the globe to stop wasting resources on labor wards. Apparently the solution to childbirth has been sitting in a gym all along.

On behalf of every doctor, nurse, midwife, researcher, and every woman who has ever experienced a difficult or traumatic labor, we sincerely apologize for not realizing sooner that childbirth is actually a fitness competition. Thank you, sir, for correcting centuries of medical science with one tweet. We are forever indebted to you.

[KEJI 🖤 @h_sanni1]

Thank you to everyone who took their time to congratulate me, I truly appreciate it, even if I can’t reply to all the comments.

On to bigger and better things, InshaAllah 🖤✨

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

That shower you take after cleaning the whole house >>>>>

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

I hate that jump thing my heart does when I see someone I haven’t seen in a long time because we had a fall out.

[A.K.A @kayzywizzzy]

I first think say dem catch tiff.

[ỌMỌ́TÁRÁ LAWRENCE @theladymotara]

❤️

[Candley_vv🌸 @CandleyV]

People are contributing for that girl that got bullied because of the wig she wore on her sign out 🥹🥹.
Clothes, shoes, money, wigsss omo, good people still exist 🥹🤭.

[The_Bearded_Dr_Sina @the_beardedsina]

They will never have waist beads to get job in an Oil company, Gas or Tech.
No beads to get shares and stocks in Tesla, Google or Nvidia.

No waist beads to become secretary of United nations or OPEC

Always beads to get gifts from men.
Such a useless product

[co-creator with God. 🥼🩺 @MaryRoseMalomo]

Thank God for the spirit of laziness that has encompassed me round about like a shield.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I never understood homes with 4 bedroom and 1 bath 😭

[🌵🦇🏀 @5kipp3x]

I hate when I procrastinate checking up on someone, and they end up checking on me.