Professor Pastafari

Poets do it / with enjambment.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

The Pentagon is creating National Guard riot control forces in every state that could respond to civil unrest.

The new "quick reaction" units — with about 500 soldiers each — demonstrate Trump's push to expand the U.S. military's role in targeting U.S. citizens in U.S. cities. https://t.co/Ip3QsUH8Ao

[Professor Pastafari @enjamber]

@kylegriffin1 Uncle Don wants you to join the National Gardeners’ new FAF quickie units today! The only qualification is you must swear to be Fascist As Fuck!

[Professor Pastafari @enjamber]

@NicoleShanahan So now you’re devoted to the start-up behind Burning Woman? Christianity has profited from burning a god-jillion innocent women at the stake and spreading the fake news that these so-called witches conspire with demons during midnight orgies. The god guys are not the good guys.

[Professor Pastafari @enjamber]

@LucienGreaves Just in time for Thanksgiving! Pass the cranbaby sauce!

[Professor Pastafari @enjamber]

@hemantmehta She who smelt it, dealt it.

[Professor Pastafari @enjamber]

@RpsAgainstTrump Rapie and the Blowjobs

[Professor Pastafari @enjamber]

@RpsAgainstTrump Dirty Dons & The Douchettes.

[Professor Pastafari @enjamber]

@thinkingwest The pen. It’s mightier.

[Professor Pastafari @enjamber]

@ThinkingAtheist Church of the Easily Triggered

[Professor Pastafari @enjamber]

#NewProfilePic

[Professor Pastafari @enjamber]

Patriots taking the self-guided Stop-the-Steal tour of the U.S. Capitol Building.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

I'm going to post this video every day until the election

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

I'm going to post this video every day until the election

[Professor Pastafari @enjamber]

Marriage is simply a legal relationship. Keep your personal relationship with Jeebus out of it, for Christ’s sake.

[Christian Nightmares @ChristnNitemare]

Jesus Christ…

[Professor Pastafari @enjamber]

@TheUnvirgin … free at last!

[Professor Pastafari @enjamber]

@ThinkingAtheist Tell that to the two clearly visible Mount of Olives. How, pimento-stuffed baby Jesus, do they not see it?

[Professor Pastafari @enjamber]

Vote Blue over Q!

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

"My predecessor and some of you here seek to bury the truth about January 6th. I will not do that. This is a moment to speak the truth and to bury the lies. Here's the simple truth: You can't love your country only when you win." - @POTUS

#BidenHarris2024

[Professor Pastafari @enjamber]

I’m also tired of all the whining. 🍊you?

[Official Puzzle In A Thunderstorm Podcast Account @PiatPod]

$83.3M plus $364M.

I’m tired of all this winning.

[Professor Pastafari @enjamber]

#checkchex

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

UPDATE: here's what we have so far. As a scientist I can only assume everybody stuck to 8oz. I threw out data that had bad vibes. btw I got a C in statistics

[cognitive dissonance @dissonance_pod]

Hey @TeamYouTube, you removed our video, said it contained medical misinformation and gave us a strike.

The content you reference is a poem that is read AFTER EVERY SINGLE EPISODE. It is a poem decrying credulity - WE ARE A PRO-SCIENCE, PRO-VAX SHOW!

Please R/T

[Professor Pastafari @enjamber]

@PiatPod 🙋‍♂️