I Can’t Believe It’s Not Buddha

Sometimes High
Often Enlightened
Always Chubby

[ᰔ Scroto Baggins ᰔ @FaithF33d]

Facts. Just eat it lol

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@ojessie__ Zagnut

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Matching tops for all my Tupperware is my kink.

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I’ll be over here.
Finding solace in the quiet.

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@BookQueen00 Duct tape, gorilla glue or stitched up to fix broken?

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@_josephine0_ Milk

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Hello?…..
Are there still actual people in here?….

[💜RowdyGurlBits💜 @RowdyGurlX82]

Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more. 🔥

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I had a mug of hot cocoa with marshmallow fluff, whipped cream, and two sleeves of Oreos for dinner last night….

If you’re looking for a role model

[Man of Letters @manofletterz]

If you need someone to proofread your nudes I'm the guy

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@borrachito How did you get into my house?

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Let’s bring back 2014 Twitter

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@chefsevenn Frozen crust, mass produced trash

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@MaryTilesTexas Bodega Goodness

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@notcee_fan Godzilla

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@oelma__ Check
Mate
Bitch!

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@lady_valor_07 A good amarone

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@Jayhawk4Life_ @td_nash Get on the bus!

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My bodega’s better than yours is…