Corinne DeVault

Apparently I have a good face for masks

[Corinne DeVault @enniroc_d]

@briangatwood @NotABigJerk But I think that that’s a failure in Europe, students are specialized and put into a track far too early and it means they lack a lot of the well-roundedness that come from comprehensive education. It’s a huge issue with the students I teach (1 & 2 year uni students in the NL)

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@raebutt Wtf what game is she playing?

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@raebutt Completely agree! It’s like the only other way you can park besides the straight parking spot

[Corinne DeVault @enniroc_d]

@raebutt The audacity! You’re queen of the house, you say what goes

[Corinne DeVault @enniroc_d]

@raebutt Let me arrange marry you to someone over here so we can live close together again

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@NotSoCloseMetry @sparkletimeblog @megelison Because you were mispronouncing their names… of course they didn’t like it. My Dutch nephew’s name is the English name Evan, but pronounced like it would be in Dutch- “ay-fan”. I don’t pronounce it the English way Bc that’s the origin, I say it how he is called.

[Corinne DeVault @enniroc_d]

@cxrtezs I once said yes to last minute plans and almost died in a mine shaft, so no I don’t say yes to last minute plans anymore

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@colindross I once experienced a proposal in my intro chemistry class. My professor (who I guess was in on it??) yelled out, as she said yes, “love is the strongest bond!”

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@nihilists4jesus https://t.co/jB0f83rozd
👮‍♂️🐶❌

[Corinne DeVault @enniroc_d]

ACAB includes Chase from Paw Patrol

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@yedoye_ My senior year of HS I visited a university neuro lab Bc they thought I was a senior in uni. BUT 5 years later I met a friend of a friend who asked if I went to uni, so I said that I just graduated. He then asked if I was going to be a freshman the next year. No sir Im 22 not 17

[Corinne DeVault @enniroc_d]

@anahelene2 A goddess is among us

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ACAB includes Chase from Paw Patrol

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@raebutt Look back and kind of judge all the 19-22 yr olds that get married after knowing their spouse for 4 months. Like how is this normal???

[Corinne DeVault @enniroc_d]

@raebutt Escaping the utah marriage pressure and moving far away changed my whole perspective. I used to think I was so old to graduate w/o getting married & now looking back that is INSANE to me. People here now think I’m crazy for even considering it after dating 2 yrs & at 26. Now I -

[Corinne DeVault @enniroc_d]

@anahelene2 Tell him if his guests are staying in the house you’re paying rent for he can start paying your rent. That or invite people from the bank where his mortgage is from to sleep in his house randomly until he sees he’s crazy

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@cdubs26 @corrgall @terisasiagatonu All of my high school friends called me corn 😂

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@bcnbabe @DanielleStasko Yeah I live in the Netherlands and I get this question asked more than I ever have in the US, and way more people trying to pressure me to drink or make me feel guilty for not drinking. And from all European nationalities, not just the Dutch

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@anahelene2 That’s why I have a cache of food in my room, don’t want people judging how often I need to snack

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@classicmerm I ran into him at my hotel in my pajamas almost immediately after waking, looking a complete mess. I wanted to shrivel up, that was no way to meet the Queen of SLC 😩