nora

[hollanov🙇!! @Medrawawi]

you can do whatever you want forever shane hollander💪!!!

[buu 🏒 @HUDCONSLM]

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

[emily bengaltiger 🐈‍⬛ ⚾️ @emilyjobot]

my dad has been out of town all week and his cat is looking at me like he’s annoyed i’m not our dad

[siân 📨 @acdsbff]

we often talks about how much ilya loves shane but man…that’s shane’s baby

[justine 𐙚 @hudnose]

#hollanov one tweet smau where ilya discover calico critters and of course he makes it about shane

[JT @The_RedMonstar3]

Heavy emphasis on all-nighters being a gimmick that shit is literally the biggest waste of time/doesn’t work

[zoé ⋆.˚🦈🏒 || is searching for her oomfs @zoeshrrants]

Hollanov fanfiction where Ilya blindfolds Shane as soon as he is inside, they fuck, Shane ofc enjoys it because he is a kinky fucker, then when Ilya removes the blindfold Shane sees it: Ilya is BALD

[🐾 @rawrzanov]

meow

[cassandra 𝜗𝜚 @cacacassie03]

“complete this reading, watch this video, and complete the following quiz BEFORE you arrive to class”…IT’S NOT EVEN THE FIRST DAY?!!???!!????????

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Hate when I go to someone else’s house
and there’s not a cat there. Why do you
even have a house

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

having a cat is just like having a very heavy stuffed animal that snuggles you and loves and you're best friends but they also attack you sometimes

[lune @erenkeys]

the real mystery of AoT is it’s political message I have no fucking clue what it was trying to say

[{~♤♧ 🐞Herma 🔮 @Hermade_sait]

@sassyagron The shame he feels for wanting Ilya and going back to their situationship, and how he dissociates that situationship from his real life so hard he doesn't even realize he is gay.
It hurts me for him actually

[Melannie Jay @airbudhc]

There are 50 people in the PreCheck line but 15 in the regular line. However — and this is what we must remember — each one of those 15 people is experiencing their first day on earth

[vince🫧 @vincemoenty]

whole timeline arguing so here's my list of potential HR controversial discourses we could argue about next:

[Luna 💫 @LunaAmatista]

Why does it feel like people mostly either ignore degree modifiers or think you don't mean what you wrote.

I can say "generally," "usually," "mostly," etc. and someone will chime in with "not always" like. Yeah man that's what I meant. That was the purpose of using those words.

[Shane's Prostate @ShanesProstate]

Shane staying hydrated