Emily

Lover of butter, beaches & Bravo TV

[Emily @enorbs]

We do grateful lists from time to time and tonight’s from my oldest was “I’m so glad years ago you told me softball try outs were a camp because I made the team! & if I didn’t my life would look so different… & you’re probably glad too because you wouldn’t have any friends.☠️

[Reality By Ashley @RealityByAshley]

all of it sucks but this was exponentially cooler than the dirty old hoodie vibes Scamanda is giving. #summerhouse

[Emily @enorbs]

“Let’s do something super super special today, let’s go to McDonald’s” -my 4 year old 🥹

[errrrrry. 👑💚💫 @MissErryyy]

I’d watch Kyle Cooke party until he’s 60. I don’t careeeee #SummerHouse

[Cons @CaptainCons]

In the last week I’ve gone from

Heat on
Heat off
Heat off windows open
A/C on
A/C off windows open
Windows closed
Windows closed heat on

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

BACK-TO-BACK NO. 1 PICKS FOR THE HUSKIES 💙

Azzi Fudd joins Paige Bueckers in Dallas 👏

[Emily @enorbs]

The first night it’s nice of spring and all the neighbors are home at the same time we always plan a “Summerfest” The ideas are amazing. A band, food truck, dunk tank, tents! The only night that works for everyone was tonight, and we had everyone’s Easter leftovers 🤣

[Bravo @BravoTV]

Phrases only a Bravoholic would understand:

-Has anyone checked on Scheana?
-I need Andy and a camera
-Carl's a mess

[Emily @enorbs]

If Carl’s a mess, I’m a Mess

[Unimpressed Ghost ❤️‍🔥🇨🇦 @unimpressedTO]

Guys I can’t stop saying “Carl’s a mess” lmao #SummerHouse

[Amy Huston🇺🇸🇮🇱 @AmyHuston3]

@89pontiacdream Yes but Carl & Lindsay have also had their own storylines over the years so it was just separating out again. Neither West or Amanda can carry anything and are boring on their own.

[Emily @enorbs]

Not me unfollowing amanda and west thinking it’ll be headline worthy but it’s the only way I know how to show support🤣

[jane’s fonda @jonesingforwhat]

In retrospect, Lindsay being the first to post the shocked face IG story (before Carl, KJ, Austen etc) is sooooooo funny

She never liked Amanda’s ass and she said let me get my lick in first! Iktr queen!! #SummerHouse

[Emily @enorbs]

Now seems like a pretty opportune time for DJ Kyle Cooke to make a set with part of the chainsmokers song “everybody hates me” and show their photos at the drop 🤣🤣

[Emily @enorbs]

Today is opening day 🥎!!! My daughter is starting at 3rd base and I’m so gd excited I couldn’t sleep! Let’s have a dayyyyy

[claire @rosiekennedyxx]

Nobody fell off harder than the hammerhead shark. Was a top shark for me as a kid and now completely obsolete in media and conversation.

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

7pm and still bright outside

[cinemoments @TheCineMoments]

the cinematography of Sinners (2025)

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?

[S @even_steven8tht]

Liking every single hate tweet addressed at the USA men’s hockey team