a_beatupcanofchefboyardee

i was playing hello kitty island adventure they/them/she

[crank @zacdose]

you’ve gotta be kidding me

[emilio @emilio__oilime]

A24 this A24 that...i need A 24 pack 😂 of beer

[saint jude @havinggabadtime]

at your moms house making her bruschetta. I’m slicing up tomatoes so small. I’m drizzling olive oil. And she’s loving it

[a_beatupcanofchefboyardee @enterEboy]

@s1gnme were u worried about twinning ?

[a_beatupcanofchefboyardee @enterEboy]

the ring around the rosie dance was the best part of this game 😍🥰

[jimi 🦅 @PunkMcCartney1]

yoooo they added rihanna to smash??

[TEDxTessierAshpool @networkMCI]

hey got an amazing Portland housing offer here, so today we got 10 roommates, cats, chickens, geckos, a mandatory « communal food plan », a 3-month « trial period » for the room, and the kitchen is vegan so please cook all « personal meat » in the yard

[Rainier Lee @Ra1nierlee]

Come on man can we just listen to some real country music? Throw some Florida Georgia line on.

[a_beatupcanofchefboyardee @enterEboy]

clocking out of work just cleared my sinuses

[𖤐 @HoesLuvTravis]

21🫣 can you do sum fa meee?😩💅😜

[Lvcidhighs @Lvcidvibez]

@WizMonifaaa Wtfff 😭😭

[Portland Pickles @picklesbaseball]

not a lot of people know this but dillon suffers from ligma

[a_beatupcanofchefboyardee @enterEboy]

instead of ordering a sandwich without tomatos try growing up

[Jayden @Jayden71602425]

@RockstarGames

[TEDxTessierAshpool @networkMCI]

somewhere someone with a crocs fetish is waiting for you

[Nathan Marzion @nathanmarzion]

Still the funniest sequence of tweets I have ever seen