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half-dead and dynamite

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@hokiekyle64 @PrestonWillett Average VT graduate totally unable to master your/you’re

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@AMAZlNGNATURE Why he kinda Folklore

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@sorbit0l I once bartended at a spot in BedStuy where he met an obvious Tinder first date. He ordered club soda and bitters and they talked about the Gathering or the Juggalos for 45 minutes

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@BlueCollarBklyn I would do this for my birthday tbh

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@BenAshauer Are you certain guys

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Hard resetting my brain by looking at the Google Image results for “homo Erectus” and triggering 50 simultaneous uncanny valley reactions

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“If I get a ticket for having this tall boy I’m literally assaulting a police officer”

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“It’s not cos she’s on the pill, Mom, it’s cos she’s an alcoholic and she’s drinking her face off all the time.”

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My landlord adding me as a friend on Venmo makes me want to bludgeon myself to death with my phone

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@iboudreau Lord of the Rick Owens

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@mffisher I know it’s probably hard for you to understand that young people might want to prioritize empathy and human connection in the wake of tragedy given that you are a wretched, loveless lizard person with whom no one would willingly associate. Publish a real apology or pound sand

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@Stose Don’t say shit when you come over my house then 😂

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Truly no better feeling as a corporate shill than all of your Friday meetings canceling in rapid succcession

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@DragonflyJonez Joe Tsai and Sean Marks are HOF bag fumblers

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@JOEL9ONE Meet you there in 2 minutes

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Update one month later - somebody just said "wtf is EDT" for Eastern Daylight Time. This job is going great

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In the past two hours I had to explain to my coworkers what the terms "ESL" and "10-4" mean in independent conversations and I can't tell if I'm going insane or not

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I'm at the awkward age where I have amassed so many cool stickers but now my shit is too nice to put stickers on

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There would be no YouTube without Jackass

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Honestly if you live in Richmond and you haven't posted a tintype photo of you and your significant other on Instagram you're not in a real relationship