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[Mister_MPLS @MisterMPLS]

BRAH!! ✨🫠✨

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Soon as a bill goes to collections it’s not your problem anymore. There’s a guy in a suit whose job is to ask you for $100. He went to law school to learn how to be a bum. You’re a winner, you don’t talk to people like that anymore. Go buy a sandwich

[Rеvеn @RevenRV]

CONTRAGOLPE DE BRASIL, AHÍ VA IGOR THIAGO.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 https://t.co/TvJJ84gPlO

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Individual getting sucked off loudly in theater @AMCTheatres

[Ante D. Luvian @uncle_deluge]

NEW: Ex-CIA & Pentagon officials describe "four alien species" that pop up as the first google image result for "types of aliens"

[Alexander Leishman 🇺🇸 @Leishman]

hilarious phishing email I just got. 10/10 execution

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

My buddy who's a firefighter: I've been having a really hard time at work lately

Me (picturing him at the end of a hose that's spraying too strongly and he's flying all over the place and can't get down): that's hilarious

[マサキタケオ @takeo1945]

BBQビール欠乏症でアメリカの救急車に担ぎ込まれる私

[Auteur House @auteurhouse]

Akira Kurosawa recounting the unforgettable experience of watching Solaris with Andrei Tarkovsky:

“Andrei Tarkovsky was sitting in the corner of the screening room watching Solaris with me, but he got up as soon as the film was over and looked at me with a shy smile. I said to him, ‘It’s very good. It’s a frightening movie.’ He seemed embarrassed but smiled happily. Then the two of us went to a film union restaurant and toasted with vodka. Tarkovsky, who does not usually drink, got completely drunk and cut off the speakers at the restaurant, then began singing the theme of Seven Samurai at the top of his voice. I joined in, eager to keep up. At that moment, I was very happy to be on Earth.”

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

when your uncle pulls up to the bbq and his leitmotif starts playing

[Doug Stanhope @DougStanhope]

Spirit Airlines Victims! If you have ANY cc purchases whatsoever in the last 6 months, big or small, call your credit card co and charge it back! There is nobody answering phones at #Spirit #SpiritAir #SpiritAirlines to negate your claim!

[Sean Padraig McCarthy @SeanMcCarthyCom]

If you could strip away the propaganda the people in the US live under this would be recognized as one of the worst crimes in modern human history. An unambiguous and clear genocide, the daily mass murder of starving people waiting for food. Supported by both political parties!

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Imagine having the wherewithal and bravery to start cranking it knowing full well you’re about to be incinerated by a heat blast and some science nerd comes along thousands of years later to try to diminish your accomplishment

[yes, i am a hater @DakotaBoutIt]

It’s time

[🌋 @hum_dunkin]

europe went down the bad timeline when the romans beat the celts. notice that the celts wore colourful clothes and big hats and had big droopy moustaches. just like the ancient chinese. if the celts won then europe would be one big 5000 year old country just like china

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

My reaction to anything posted online yesterday:

[Snooby @DoBiddley1]

I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas