Lyndsay Barrett

Memes, tea and Star Wars. And Xena. And kalani and coke. plus gym!

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I apologize to a few of you for most of you.

[Welcome Matt @theguywitheyes]

Why tf is my fortune a threat

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Ass so fat gotta beep when I walk backwards

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

buddy if your fact is not fun i swear to god

[Anne Sundell @anne_sundell]

ever since i found out my therapist is younger than me our interactions have the energy of getting coffee with an intern

[cory @coolmathgame_]

cop: are u high

me: hello... am i what

cop: high

me: hello

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Weight loss tip: crawl into the soil and let the worms and fungi consume your flesh as you inexorably join the dirt whence you came

[James @CaucasianJames]

are we sure the first few seconds in a tornado isn’t fun? like the first few spins

[glory @moodycowgirl]

portrait of a lady on pfizer

[leo @leonardcowalski]

Prince Phillip at 99 / Blink at 182

[Mama Crass @KatPapaJohns]

2020: wear a mask and stand 6 feet apart

2021: wear 2 masks and stand 3 feet apart

2022: wear 5 masks and stand on one foot

2023: to the left

2024: take it back now y'all

2025: cha cha real smooth

[☆ Angelita ☆ @pyschodior]

Everyone is replaceable. Not me tho yall be safe

[Francesca Fiorentini @franifio]

Who turns 18 today but remains illegal? The invasion of Iraq!

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

prince phillip looks like if Two-Face had one face

[Keeya Keys. @KeeyaKeys]

Royal family worried about Archie’s skin colour when Prince Philip is Purple.