envyl3s

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[envyl3s @envyl3s]

i have so much to live for i’m about to buy a temu wig

[envyl3s @envyl3s]

working with people makes me want a quick 15 minute life documentary for each person so i know why they are the way they are

[envyl3s @envyl3s]

making prolonged, silent eye contact with customers before asking them what happened to them as a child that made them this way but coming from a genuine and curious way

[ter @seal_farts]

you ever meet someone and realize they’ve been getting away with this personality for years

[envyl3s @envyl3s]

my corporate front is seeking into all other aspects of my life please no more 9-5 poisoning

[i think @kutaiuranium]

posting my infant son on r/bald

[Idk @Luvidk21_]

me coming home to the mess I made when I was getting ready

[Mr. Flintstone 🍆 {SIDEREAL} @full_moonbb]

If you’re in a family home and the men in that house leave the toilet seat up, I see that as an indication of unchecked toxic patriarchal energy within the home

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

just got high and sat on my couch Has anybody heard of this before

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

Hitler's spirit is alive and it operates this app called Microsoft Authenticator

[idk luv, enjoy. @related_feels]

A girl like me should be in the sky sitting on a star

[⟲ @unotfbg]

every time u love it’s the first time

[ִ ࣪𖤐.ᐟ @unusedcartt]

im pretty chill as far as insane women go

[9ine* @famizdaveee]

life be beating my ass and my only counter attack is to buy more clothes

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

I’ve Never Lied except for Comedic Effect and Also to make my Life Easier

[rķá @rrilvc_]

just kissed u in my mind i hope u felt it

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

when i’m lowk really tired so i stay up for another hour or two

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

fool me once why would you do that to me

[Jordae @renaiyahjordae]

I miss having a friendship with a girl so deep and profound that people would ask if we we’re dating or if we we’re sisters

[Ҝ @__kdash_]

Everybody wanna be mean until it’s time for me to be mean