Vincenza Montecalvo

Law Graduate. Magpie. Cynic. Good head for hats.

[Vincenza Montecalvo @enza88]

@1mikelterry @DPDgroup_news You’re absolutely right. I do also wait in for my parcels from Hermes & The Royal Mail 🤣

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See @DPDgroup_news me in my house with my pregnant lady feet up. I was hoping for my new phone before the baby arrived but probably not with your crap service!

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@LoubieBoo80 @DPDgroup_news Agreed! Just had the exact same thing with my delivery. Me and my husband in the house plus the dog that barks every time someone comes to the door yet not a peep from the dog today! Although the driver claims to have been and gone.

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@DPDgroup_news when you pay for next day delivery and are in your house when the driver supposedly arrives but no one knocks at your door... interesting delivery technique guys! Well done!

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.@Hermesparcels I can assure you I am in the office. The sign on the door even says open so guessing your drivers can’t read.

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.@xdpxpress since moving in a week ago the following people have located our address - @DunelmUK @DPDgroup_news @AmazonUK the local pizza guy and the Chinese delivery guy so it’s just you guys struggling really

[Vincenza Montecalvo @enza88]

Guess how I first got to my house @xdpxpress ? By typing in the exact postcode given to you into my Apple Maps*
*other mapping applications are available but my tv stand is not

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@xdpxpress thanks for employing drivers so thick they can’t type postcodes into SatNavs or pick up a phone for directions when they apparently can’t find your house!

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@xdpxpress what number do I call to kick off?

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Selling naked ladies and shit https://t.co/L9e87LpBV5

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@1mikelterry @Argos_Online Story of my life! 🙄

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Four bikes I would consider from @Argos_Online and not one of them “out of stock” yet no delivery or collection option even if I travel. Bored of clicking on your bikes now just to be disappointed

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@1mikelterry @Argos_Online Can’t have a cute basket on the front to put the dog in for Instagram then can I?!

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@FreePeople little bit gutted that the black scrunchie I ordered turned up navy. (The black one shown is for comparison)

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Can anyone tell me where @VogueWilliams got this cute dress from? 😍 I know she’s pregnant but I have a quarantine food baby so same thing really...

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@BorisJohnson I don’t have anything for scale but is that 2m between podiums?

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@TheLastLeg it’s a no go to empty pubs but cya at work next week!

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@thismorning @clodaghmckenna What was @hollywills recommendation again?

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@1mikelterry @AmazonUK I disagree. They love additional packaging to keep things protected. They’re excessive with it if anything

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I think this @AmazonUK delivery driver is shagging whoever wants a package on Mitchell Street. He’s been there for nearly 40 mins now! (They must be cuddling after too)

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@1mikelterry @AmazonUK And wear Velcro shoes for ease and speedy escapes