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Omg! Now @realDonaldTrump is claiming @elonmusk can't handle hot curries and struggles to eat even a korma! Musk is responding with assertions that Trump loves Rose West and can't ride a bike without stabilisers! Crazy!

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Omg! @realDonaldTrump has just claimed that @elonmusk has a haunted moon face and likes to sniff raccoon balls. Musk responds saying Trump is a big effing C whose armpits smell of poodle plops! Crazy!

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It's usually round about this time of the proceedings that I fancy scotch eggs

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Mind that time when Doctor Who regenerated into Noel Gallagher?

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America Decides: they are a bunch of fuckwits.

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A cunt.

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Pair of cunts

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A row of cunts

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@darynbuckley @nudgetwit @MSR1038 Or "Crashing Into You", to give it its real, grown up name.

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@amirrowaichi @kengamble79 @fesshole You don't want to end up with Tag Spaghetti; how will that affect the middleware?

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#FarageRiots Inspired by the NANs - Nans against Nazis, I'm setting up the FLOMAMANCs.
Fat Lazy Old Middle-Aged Men Against Nazi Cunts.

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Can someone check on Alan Sugar?

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#IStandWithFergalSharkey
@Feargal_Sharkey

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Fuck the fuck off, Truss, you useless bag of fuck

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Yes! Fuckity bye, Shapps, you loser twat.

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The #ExitPoll shows that Laura Keunsberg and Fiona Bruce are on course to lose their seats.

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@amirrowaichi Here's hoping Alistair Campbell sneaks up behind her and bursts a bit nah of Crisps

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Waiting for the #ExitPoll is like being half way through the seventh Harry Potter film.
(The last 14 years being the sixth film).

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Fuck the Fucken S*n

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'I am delighted to have the support and the backing of The Sun. I think that shows just how much this is a changed Labour Party, back in the service of working people.'

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#GeneralElection2024
Attention Tory Voters: there is no need for you to bring Voter ID with you to the polling stations tomorrow.
You will have your own exclusive VIP lanes which open on Friday morning.