Eoin Daly

Irishman abroad, English Education PhD.

[Eoin Daly @eoin_daly]

@Mod2Severe @Bubblebathgirl You can argue that Oliver is overpaid, but don't use You Tube as evidence. Last Week tonight has 10.1m subscribers compared to 2.9m for Real Time. Oliver's videos regularly get more than 4m views, while Maher 's struggle to reach 1m.

[Eoin Daly @eoin_daly]

@Manu_Sisti ROI

[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

BREAKING: A thesaurus belonging to Elton John has been stolen. The singer commented, "It's sad. So sad. It's a sad, sad situation."

[Eoin Daly @eoin_daly]

@ImExNihilo @KleintEastwood @karelprince_ Not really though, is it? Ronaldo went to Saudi 5 months before Yamal debuted for Barca. Not like they played top-flight football "together". (I accept he's still doing the biz for Portugal)

[Eoin Daly @eoin_daly]

@BostonBeefyBear @garner_forest @TheJoe746 @nicksortor I mean, vaccines aren't injected into your bloodstream either. You know that right?

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

THIS IS SPINAL TAP was released 41 years ago today. Widely regarded as one of the funniest comedies ever made, and the film that spawned the ‘mockumentary’, the behind the scenes tale goes to 11…

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[Eoin Daly @eoin_daly]

@SsmTwitRocket @moogreturns36 @stateofdegay @DC_Draino Dude, you know the woman in that story is a born and bred American, yeah? Nothing to do with Haiti.

[Eoin Daly @eoin_daly]

@manu_books Money

[Eoin Daly @eoin_daly]

@CallmeSlR @_lSAACFOSTER_ @EshalomX @StopAntisemites @Delta @TSA A "sovereign state" i.e a country.

[Eoin Daly @eoin_daly]

@Nicolascole77 🤖

[Brian M. M. Doyle @WritePlay]

Enough golf. Time to terrify some kids https://t.co/884YZfxvFS

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

*Roommate recording a lullaby album in his room*

*me banging on his door* HEY!! Can you sing a little louder?? I’m trying to sleep!!

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

the dick sucking factory just called [lowers hat] your mom was in an accident

[Eoin Daly @eoin_daly]

@jackdcoulson Just got the package with 4 books. Is there a certain order I should read them?

[brent @murrman5]

*shipwrecked diary*
Day 1: alone, doing well. Mentally sound. Met a crab
Day 2: I have married the crab.
Day 3: I have eaten my wife.

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns

[Eoin Daly @eoin_daly]

@JKSteinberger Does the Geneva convention differentiate between (or even mention) "occupying" and "occupied"?

[Eoin Daly @eoin_daly]

@VulcanJoker @PatrioticPizzas Do you think it's fair to have laws that only apply to same-sex relationships and not heterosexual relationships? Shouldn't the law be equal?

[Eoin Daly @eoin_daly]

@williamwolfe Indeed. Perish the thought that Christians might show compassion.