eoi.n

Adjust orbit while stupid. Good plan.

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

We don't talk enough
We should open up
Before it's all too much
Will we ever learn?
We've been here before
It's just what we know

Now, when the Earth, humanity, and even the future itself feel broken, "Project Hail Mary" is a must-see comeback movie 🚀🛸 #ロッキー 🫶👍😍

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

we’re all just employedcels permanently deployed to jobistan until we are eliminated by osama bin laidoff

[esoteric fat boy @esotericfatboy]

just explained the covid concious lesbian bar hijab inspired secular accessorization clown college discourse to my mom and she just said "the cia is eating your generation alive"

[Gary Hershorn @GaryHershorn]

Crazy light across Manhattan with a rainbow as the sun set ahead of an approaching nor'easter storm in New York City, Friday evening #newyorkcity #nyc #newyork #sunset #noreaster #rainbow

[mache @mache33k]

best part of PRIMETIME outside of pattinson is that it traces a cultural line from the trial of saddam hussein straight to instagram reels

[simeonGriggs @simeonGriggs]

I used to debug code now I type this and hit enter

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

We used to get hurricanes all the time. Big, powerful storms—beautiful storms, but they were a disaster. And you know why? Because they didn’t respect America, they thought we were weak. So I called NOAA and FEMA and said “we’re changing it to the Gulf of America, because these hurricanes have gotta stop pushing us around, it’s not good.” And the weather people said “sir, you can’t just change the name of an ocean, it won’t stop the hurricanes, they’re too strong!” But we changed the name and we got Tim Apple to change the maps and now we don’t have hurricanes anymore.

[Madison @madis_sins]

never seen a more obvious raytheon psyop to farm training data

[The Happy Smiler ⏸️ @Articus_chad]

"Why are runes always ancient, why'd we stop making new runes?"

"Brother. we made runes so complex that sand started thinking"

[j.b. exte @jbexte]

sometimes i worry that i only drink mexican beers to impress mexicans. then i take a sip of mexican beer and realize that the only mexican im trying to impress is the mexican deep inside myself. the inner mexican that all white boys have. gracias for reading

[Mihai Chirculescu @m_chirculescu]

People with unlimited free tokens be like "you're doing it wrong"

[Neet @neet_sol]

Job recruiter: Where do you see yourself in five years?
Me:

[Jim Bohnslav @jbohnslav]

in all my years of doing neuroscience, I never thought we would end up here

[r @6ffside]

this is what baseball is about.

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

phone, wallet, the curse, keys, vape

[“paula” @paularambles]

flexing about early access to models? like epstein?

[H O N E Y @HoneyTooRaw]

adult friendship is basically “i love you, i’m alive, life beating my ass, talk soon.” 😭

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Inde Navarrette will star in a new sci-fi thriller ‘THE WAFFLE HOUSE INDEX’ for Apple.

The film follows a Waffle House waitress who has a terrible night shift featuring a gunman, a mass flood, killer crocodiles, a nuclear explosion, a magical bunker under the Waffle House & aliens.

(Source: https://t.co/xfDOtNhHRR)