Your Main Man Vowelz

Dude who's just about had it with your bullshit.

He/Him/Attack Helicopter

[Your Main Man Vowelz @eossojr]

Creative Audio offers great prices, but even better customer service.

Anyone else buy from them? (asking for a friend. 😁)

https://t.co/DfE464Ar9s

[Your Main Man Vowelz @eossojr]

@JBaileyTweets83 @SouthlandPost You can, but it's never the person you WANT to shoot.

[Your Main Man Vowelz @eossojr]

A quick reminder that @HoldenShearer knows what's up.

[Your Main Man Vowelz @eossojr]

Thanks for being a day late, if at all.

#gamestopfail
#ZeldaTearsOfTheKingdom
#Zelda
#GameStop
#gamestopsucks

[Your Main Man Vowelz @eossojr]

Shout out to @GameStop for NOT delivering #TearsOfTheKingdom today, as promised.

Good thing I pre-ordered it for delivery to my office that's only open M-F

@GameStopHelp is no help.

#terrible
#gamestopdeliveryfail

[Your Main Man Vowelz @eossojr]

@iNeedTheCheese @itsartee__ @tuga__tuga Imagine being the kind of person who cheers for rich people doing classless shit like this, thinking they're winning an argument on smugness alone.

I don't have to look at y'all's post history to know I'll find you saying shit like "alpha" & "own the libs".

Troll game is weak.

[Your Main Man Vowelz @eossojr]

Tried to buy some Dunk Lows (Wolf Grey today) for the millionth time today through the #snkrs app.

Placed my order less than 20 seconds after the sale went live & ever even got a "sorry, GFYS" notification.

None for me to wear, but resellers have dozens available already. @Nike

[Your Main Man Vowelz @eossojr]

I don't know why he's got to say such radically accurate things all the time.

If he tells the truth ONE more time.... I swear...

#sarcasm
#whatiswrongwithus

[Your Main Man Vowelz @eossojr]

@FoodPorn Anyone who votes for @innoutburger fries is obviously a bot or tweeting from a Russian propaganda farm.

#bestburgers
#worstfries
#whatahamburgerisallabout

[Your Main Man Vowelz @eossojr]

@elonmusk it's easy to see why a healthy distrust of media is, in fact, healthy

In this @Forbes "article", Tesla sucks & it has nothing to do w/ an actively crashing economy?

Ppl are @ their absolute limit of borrowing to buy, but somehow "Tesla Sucks"?

https://t.co/pVCXa1f0tm

[Your Main Man Vowelz @eossojr]

@kshsa54 @Imposter_Edits And Ted Cruz's trip to the Bahamas during Snowpocalypse '22 was fine, because it was "just a lot of snow and there's nothing he could have done about it?".

Stop breaking your back so you can contort your stores to be this awful.

FOH with that nonsense...

[Your Main Man Vowelz @eossojr]

@DC_Draino @AnheuserBusch Listen clown,how about you take your faux-outrage & shove it straight up your ass?

Who are you to lecture ANYONE about "Christian Values", pushing trans-misinformation, because I don't hear a peep out of you regarding institutional rape of children.

It's a feature,not a bug

[Your Main Man Vowelz @eossojr]

Can someone explain to me how siding with your constituents gets you thrown out of the building, but this is somehow untouchable?

You have to revisit eveey single decision in which he's been involved.

Get. Him. Off. The. Fucking. Bench.

https://t.co/p9Tk46iehF

[Your Main Man Vowelz @eossojr]

@FoodPorn Liver and onions with a horseradish sauce.

[Your Main Man Vowelz @eossojr]

@FoodPorn Yaaaasssss!!!

[Your Main Man Vowelz @eossojr]

"BuT WhAt AbOuT ThE DrAg ShOwS?¡?¡"

https://t.co/uUfrmYhclz

[Your Main Man Vowelz @eossojr]

@theonetookum @StephenKing I'd argue they embarrass us all.

American hasn't looked THIS dumb in a llloonnnggg time.

The good news is the billionaire's are still billionaires, so... winning, I guess, right?

#pwn3d
#merica

[Your Main Man Vowelz @eossojr]

Shout out to @ZacharyLevi for putting in the work, only to see The Management™ kill it before it ever had a chance.

I've never seen a studio kill a movie by telling viewers there's no future for a franchise (@ShazamMovie) before the film is even in theaters.

#wtf
#owngoal

[Your Main Man Vowelz @eossojr]

Remember when @Google
liked to tell people their motto was "Don't Be Evil"?

Yeah, I don't think they remember, either.

https://t.co/d2FP0MXgfO

[Your Main Man Vowelz @eossojr]

Shout out to @JetBlue for 30 minute wait times for live chat.

If you're okay with taking bailouts when times get tough, we demand hire more customer service workers, folks.

Absurd.