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some thoughts from my brain

[zoë @eozozoe]

👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼🤨🤨🤨🫣 why dont u like me

[zoë @eozozoe]

president brie sux😶

[zoë @eozozoe]

spotfiy liked song genre thing yes

[Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmidt @GKuhlenschmidt]

my 8 month old just came to me crying. she said "i want to be queer but no one cool is." i screamed "HONEY, the vice-president's step-daughter MIGHT be!!!!!!" we hugged & ran to the living room to start season 1 of "The Real L Word." already in love with Biden's America ❤️

[Non-Voting Felon 🇦🇴 @futuresdoors]

America is spending $200 million on tomorrow's Inauguration. After they just shafted everyone out of $2000 stimulus checks. Let that sink in.

[Nicole Lee Schroeder, PhD @Nicole_Lee_Sch]

When I was 16 my first job was at McDonald's. Now I'm months away from defending my dissertation for my PhD. I've had many jobs in between - research assistant, archival assistant, editor, etc. The hardest work out of them all? That McDonalds job. 1/5

[zoë @eozozoe]

in my dream last night weyes blood got cancelled

[zoë @eozozoe]

i keep not being able to hear my mom when she calls and i thought something was wrong with her phone but turns out she just accidentally mutes herself all the time

[constantine @cnstntnnn]

babe are you okay you’re barely consuming your five forms of media at the same time

[zoë @eozozoe]

:( betta fish at the pet store make me so sad

[zoë @eozozoe]

carpet is so stupid also gross

[zoë @eozozoe]

🤨

[zoë @eozozoe]

just had a vision of my future house with a bunch of plants and stained glass

[zoë @eozozoe]

perks of rats in my house: i dont get scared at random noises when im alone bc i know its just rats

[zoë @eozozoe]

big thief big thief big thief

[Ang. @AngThaDean]

How y’all scared of the vaccine but not scared of Covid 🤨

[zoë @eozozoe]

@nicoleemccann okay im convinced😀

[zoë @eozozoe]

someone please tell me not to go buy a plant rn

[zoë @eozozoe]

if i see u liking transphobic jokes imma unfollow u loser 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮