Elizabeth Coleman

[Elizabeth Coleman @epalmer37]

Waking up to romantic texts from your boyfriend 😍😍😍

[Elizabeth Coleman @epalmer37]

Would you refer to your spouse as your relative?

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

BREAKING: The first US polio case in over 9 years happened because they were not vaccinated. They now have paralysis.

I don't know who needs to hear this right now, but vaccines work.

[Jane @janeelisabethh]

Having a nice day being both woke & too conservative. 🤍

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

do not start. with those sky booms. i don’t like them. and you don’t deserve them

[Elizabeth Coleman @epalmer37]

When you’re socially deprived during your quarantine so your husband and his video game pals let you join their audio party from your phone ☺️🤗

[Heidi Stevens @HeidiStevens13]

Holy. Shit. What a brilliant, horrifying cover.

[Mike Majlak @mikemajlak]

HOW FAST DID AIRPORT SECURITY CHANGE AFTER 9/11? WHY ARE WE NOT DOING THE SAME FOR OUR KIDS?

[Elizabeth Coleman @epalmer37]

My apologies for swerving my car down 94- but in my defense there was a spider crawling across my dashboard and I was trying to kill it

[Elizabeth Coleman @epalmer37]

@janeelisabethh Weird tip but if they have underwear that they are pumped about (like frozen or paw patrol or whatever) it can be a good motivator. “We don’t want to pee on Elsa!”

[Elizabeth Coleman @epalmer37]

@helloreilly I’m married and still have sleepovers with my girl friends!!! My mom also still does this with her college girl friends a couple times a year 💙

[Zach Pugh @ZachPugh]

Earth Day just feels sarcastic at this point

[Elizabeth Coleman @epalmer37]

Great take 👏👏👏

[Elizabeth Coleman @epalmer37]

@bellabee13 @tyleroakley

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Serious question about these types of videos — what do you think it’s communicating to the other little girls when their dad reacts like this? 🤔

[Elizabeth Coleman @epalmer37]

@helloreilly I did but told my husband he’s lucky we got married before I got my doctorate (in OT!!!) or I would probably have reconsidered the name change

[Elizabeth Coleman @epalmer37]

@annakatherined Can confirm. Saying husband sounds embarrassing

[Elizabeth Coleman @epalmer37]

Horrible. Do better @FocusFamily

[Sheila Gregoire--She Deserves Better is here! @sheilagregoire]

So Focus on the Family labels “menstrual pads” and talking about cramps as sexual content, according to their Plugged In movie review of Turning Red.

So anything to do with a young teen girl’s body is therefore sexual.

Is that the rule now? Gotcha.

https://t.co/j7MoQYMt6k

[Elizabeth Coleman @epalmer37]

*at the art table in the 3y/o room*
First kid: “Bruno-o-o-o-o”
Second child: “NO WE DONT TALK ABOUT BRUNO!!!!!”

[E.R. Fightmaster @GenderlessGapAd]

I’m here EARLY which means I’ve EARNED the RIGHT to SIT IN MY CAR until I’m LATE. UNDERSTAND?

[Daniela @DanielaEspo]

Yeah, sex is great. But have you ever watched the Green Bay Packers get eliminated from the playoffs?