Ephantus Lando

The will to win, the desire to succeed, the urge to reach my full potential... these are the keys that keep me moving.
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[Ephantus Lando @ephantuslando]

@AzimOscar 🤣🤣🤣

[Eric @amerix]

The body is not a decoration.

It is the machine that carries your destiny.

Train your body not to impress but to endure.

Your children will not inherit your biceps but will inherit your habits.

Build a strong body, so that they remember your discipline.

#BetterTogether

[Ephantus Lando @ephantuslando]

Tag that Kenyan guy who pretends to be a Congolese & run 🏃
#walkertown #fallyliveinkenya https://t.co/aPBDLdSdlF

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

The cell phone is very powerful!

Very powerful that it has...
killed the landline...
killed the television...
killed the computer...
killed the clock...
killed the camera...
killed the radio...
killed the flashlight...
killed the mirror...
killed the newspaper, the magazines and the books...
killed the video game...
killed the wallet...
killed the desk calendar...
killed the credit card..

And the worst part is that it has also.....
killed many couples (marriages)...
killed many families..
And little by little it will.
kill our eyes....
kill our cervical spine...
kill our sanity.
And trying to wipe out the next generation.
And if we don't watch ourselves, it will kill our souls.
Let's think about

[Ephantus Lando @ephantuslando]

The generation can't fathom how some parts of the chicken are meant for adults and other genders...
#daddydaughterbond #luhyataboo #africanways

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

Comparison between 2 Generations

My son asked: Dad, How did you people live before with:

No access to technology
No airplanes
No internet
No computers
No dramas
No TVs
No air conditioner
No cars
No mobile phones?

I replied: Just like how your generation live today:

No prayers
No compassion
No honor
No respect
No character
No shame
No modesty
No time planning
No sports
No reading

We, the people that were born between 1940-1986 are the blessed ones.

Our life is a living proof:

👉 While playing and riding bicycles, we never wore helmets.

👉 After school, we played until dusk. We never watched TV.

👉 We played with real friends, not internet friends.

👉 If we ever felt thirsty, we drank tap & river water not bottled water.

👉 We never got ill although we used to share the same glass of juice with 4 friends.

👉 We never gained unreasonable weight although we used to eat a lot of rice everyday.

👉 Nothing happened to our feet despite roaming everywhere including toilets bare-feet.

👉 Our Mother & Father never used any supplements to keep us healthy.

👉 We used to create our own toys and play with them.

👉 Our parents were not rich. They gave us love, not worldly materials.

👉 We never had cellphones, DVDs, play station, Xbox, video games, personal computers, internet socials- but we had real friends.

👉 We visited our friend's home uninvited and enjoyed food with them.

👉 Unlike your world we had Relatives who lived close by so family time and ties were enjoyed together.

👉 We may have been in black and white photos but you can find colourful memories in those photos.

👉 We are a unique and the most understanding generation, because; we are the last generation who listened to their parents.

Also, the first who have had to listen to their children. and we are the ones who are still smarter and helping you how to use the technology that never exist while we were your age!!!

We are a LIMITED edition! So you better:
Enjoy us.
Learn from us.
Treasure us.
Before we disappear from Earth & your lives...
Love everything & everyone

[Ephantus Lando @ephantuslando]

@ZukuOfficial

[Ephantus Lando @ephantuslando]

The pressure is real.
Keeping myself busy.
#kenyaelections2022
#chebukati
#kenyanelectionresults

[Ephantus Lando @ephantuslando]

@TuskerLager #TuskerNexters #TuskerAt100 judges Nairobi edition
@juacaliGenge

[Ephantus Lando @ephantuslando]

@fantasianelly @Newtons_Autos Tuko wengi.
The guy sold me a car in October last year, the transfer has not been done to date despite paying the full amount. Came to realise he never cleared with the importer. Matter reported to Kilimani but the cops hv yet to make any arrest. @NPSOfficial_KE @edgarobare

[Ephantus Lando @ephantuslando]

@Just_anonymo Share the path

[Ephantus Lando @ephantuslando]

@KenyaPower @KenyaPower_Care This bill is erroneous.
Pls hv it checked.
From a monthly bill of 5k to 20k

[Ephantus Lando @ephantuslando]

All the way up

[Ephantus Lando @ephantuslando]

If you try to fuel your small car with TZ shillings. #KenyaVsTanzania

[Motorgarimadness! @itssoulo]

What would you do? ...

[Ephantus Lando @ephantuslando]

@amerix Woii🤫.

This is so me.

[Ephantus Lando @ephantuslando]

@fredomachoka https://t.co/9hDCGu0qNy

The title is Mbogi Ya Rhumba

By Papa Lando