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Random Ephemera

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@netflix

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Even though I'd seen season 8 of #stillgame Im watching again on #Netflix. I cant believe they called us oot for freezing the frame and reading the "artical". Well played you clever bastards @FordKiernan1
and @greghemphill96. Thank you from Canada

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Crackle crackle @dansoder wondering how you enjoyed the spice muffins in Toronto. DM-ed you on Instagram, but thought you likelier to see this. 🇨🇦 you were hilarious

[XBOX @XBOX]

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[XBOX @XBOX]

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If you're the kind of historical figure a statue would be erected to, you've probably done some shady shit.

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The slippery slope is the thin edge of the wedge

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Thanks @Funny820 just won tickets to see #hilarious @BrianReganComic in #hamont! #radiocontest #funny820am #comedyradio #standup #comedy

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I wonder how peoples perspective would shift if society substituted the phrase #religiousliteralist for #religiousextremist

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Pretty sure the plural of #hummus is hummi

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if a corporation adopts the phrase "added value" somebodys getting screwed

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Anti-anti-intellectual

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Mahnamanahtony: Not being able to stop the song #MahnaMahna from looping endlessly in your brain #dootdoodedoodoo #earworm

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I kind of want to see the tweets Trump finishes writing and deletes thinking "Nah that's fucking crazy"

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Sesquipedalophobia is the fear of long words.
Seems kinda cruel to #sesquipedalophobics

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There seems to be a lot of #hatred in the #UnitedStates toward #Mexicans for a #nation that's primarily losing their #jobs to #automation

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Excited @ThatKevinSmith ep of @TheCWSupergirl is Jan23! The blonde Kev's beside is often @JayMewes this time its the lovely @MelissaBenoist

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Would've been hilarious if the backdrop at the #Obama / #Trump meeting was a wall sized reproduction of Obama's #birthcertificate

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Smelled some dry #elderberries recently, I totally get why that's an #insult now #montypython #holygrail #yourmotherwasahamster #python

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

"I never said that." —Donald Trump, who said that. #debatenight https://t.co/6T8qV2HCbL