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I uhsploded out of a vagina the day I was born.

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@michaelbmarlin @WaylonsWeiner @Jackie_4change @dremilyportermd

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@lawlballz @D_Rob__ @drywallsarcasm We should do s show on chaturbate

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@lawlballz @D_Rob__ @drywallsarcasm You strike me as a google hangouts type fella

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@lawlballz @drywallsarcasm um excuse me friend your body is shaped weird and you lack fast twitch muscle of any sort + chronic detectable percentage of mayonnaise in your blood stream

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@lawlballz @TootsieRoll tyfys

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@MichaelChiklis Likely story, Vampire Vic Mackey. #CoyoteWatchParty

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Shout out to Dave Castro for being CEO of @CrossFit for less time than it takes him to pull a heavy single

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This shirt aged well @crossfit #buylow

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@lawlballz @D_Rob__ @drywallsarcasm @kevinslavelle @haynes @web @RustyFlynn @TheHoneyBadjer @GreenPlusAnE @CrossFitGames @CrossFit @jeffbarnett @MizzenAndMain @BergerRussell @dymmel @Lana @jessholland @fitbomb I was just thinking about this the other day

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@D_Rob__ @lawlballz @drywallsarcasm @kevinslavelle @haynes @web @RustyFlynn @TheHoneyBadjer @GreenPlusAnE @CrossFitGames @CrossFit @jeffbarnett @MizzenAndMain @BergerRussell @dymmel @Lana @jessholland @fitbomb Best convo since

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@drywallsarcasm @kevinslavelle @haynes @web @D_Rob__ @lawlballz @RustyFlynn @TheHoneyBadjer @GreenPlusAnE @CrossFitGames @CrossFit @jeffbarnett @MizzenAndMain @BergerRussell @dymmel @Lana @jessholland @fitbomb Best convo since

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@drywallsarcasm @lawlballz @TheHoneyBadjer @haynes @web @D_Rob__ @GreenPlusAnE @kevinslavelle @CrossFitGames @RustyFlynn @CrossFit @jeffbarnett @MizzenAndMain Me and @CrossFit want @BergerRussell ‘s opinion on bagmeat

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@TheHoneyBadjer @lawlballz @haynes @web @D_Rob__ @GreenPlusAnE @kevinslavelle @CrossFitGames @RustyFlynn @CrossFit @jeffbarnett @MizzenAndMain @drywallsarcasm I’m here. Damn. What’s going on here? @BakerBLeavitt

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@lawlballz @attorneyatlaw1

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@lawlballz @ComfortablySmug @drywallsarcasm Suck my dick lanklets

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@jackapplesowce @PrescottRossi Holy shit respect

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@web FTFY @web 2018: Watching 100% less handegg. Watching 900% more povertyball. Sucking 2000% more cock