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Check out my re-vamped solo show in NYC 6/6 and 6/23

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@DanaSchwartzzz @jackiepayton 😂

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Here’s an easy way to remember some movie companies by their opening logo:
NBCUniversal=Whole Earth in Space
Paramount=Stars around a Mountain
MGM=Lion in Captivity
A24=Pain and Suffering

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Media companies really bring that "High School Class President" energy sometimes: "Everyone, we are no longer ViacomCBS. Please call us Paramount Global, Paramount for short now!" Everyone: "What? Sorry I gotta get to second period."

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It’s like someone ground up my dvd collection and burned cds and made me snort them.

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The halftime show and commercials have been so jam packed with nostalgia I just went through puberty…again!

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I don’t follow much NBA anymore but Ben Simmons does look like the type of guy who belongs in a Brooklyn WeWork and James Harden looks like a guy I’ve seen in a Philly WaWa.

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@jackiepayton 🤣”first”

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Andrew Yang protects white dudes like he’s lacrosse gear.

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Great, with IG down, how am I as a geriatric millennial, going to see what’s happening on tik tok?

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@DylanAdler6 Was it um…geez this could literally be anyone.

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@bryanyang Ohhh be critical after the success! This is where I’ve been going wrong lol

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The Olympics kick off by literally lighting a giant bowl and weed is not allowed?!

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White Men To Asian Women: “My wife is Thai”
White Men to Asian Men: “I’ve done Muay Thai.”

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I know how we can get Critical Race Theory taught in schools. We just rename it “American History X”. Florida would be on board in time for fall.

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@bryanyang Stop Twitter flirting with me.

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Despite that, the Sixers will most likely have a spot open on their roster and Jeremy Lin has a wide open schedule, I’d like to say to Philly what I used to say a lot when I was single, “You wanna give an Asian guy a shot?”

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I do feel bad for Ben Simmons. Lord knows I’ve missed my share of wide open layups both literal and metaphorical…

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Naomi Osaka: “Hey! We on for hanging out this weekend?!”
Naomi’s Friend: “oh yeah! But we thought you said you had plans or something?”
Naomi Osaka: “Oh! Nah that was just Wimbledon. I cancelled so all good! Should I bring anything?”
Naomi’s Friend: “…sure, um maybe some wine?”

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For NBA fans, please don’t use the Sixers performance to judge all of Philly. You have no idea how capable we are of choking and screwing up an opportunity!