jackie payton

“I love a good nap. Sometimes it's the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning.” - George Costanza

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SPHERES OF TARA
#Debate2024

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@EricHolthaus 🙋🏽‍♀️

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i spend
a lot of time thinking
about
what that recording session must have been like
when they recorded:
🎵"Love that chicken from Popeyes!"🎵

it's just too good.

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they said

[CNN Communications @CNNPR]

Don Lemon’s statement about this morning’s events is inaccurate. He was offered an opportunity to meet with management but instead released a statement on Twitter.

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nobody’s wished me a happy honda days yet :(

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i…
#TheWhiteLotus

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Verified accounts being impersonated, Twitter staff, Tesla staff, investors, the general public: “ELON, WHY???”

ELON:

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let the space rock strike our planet pls @NASA i beg

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the rest of us rn with lingering effects of colonialism:

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watching the rest of my friends catch up with the Venice mood after I was up until 2am ears deep unable to stop reading LORD

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.@RideIndego has very good customer service !!!

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@meganspoonhauer bless you.

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Very close to nearly almost said “extend a bay leaf” instead of “extend an olive branch”

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"ketchup was all over the place"

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@seanandnotheard HURRY

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someone told me, “watch HUSTLE! its great! and Anthony Edwards is so good in it!” now cut to me waiting to see how this man factors into the film well spoiler alert he does not.

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oh thank god trulia blurred out the identity of this dog

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@seanandnotheard

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@seanandnotheard

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when people I don’t know talk about people or weather changing drastically and then say “it was like a 360!” when they mean to say 180 well it is very hard to be quiet