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Is anybody going to ACL and in the mood to convince me to make that bad financial decision

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@_kaseysalterego @PAAAYYYTON I prefer in a crowded area actually not gonna lie

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I fucking hate gen Z for bringing back low rise pants

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@cait__g At least you’re humble

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Why do girls that play pool always really really want you to know that they play pool

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My old therapist was such an enabler. She never tried to stop me from doing crazy shit, she would just give me advice on how not to get in trouble/arrested for it

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Gotta remind myself that I have more in my closet than sweats and workout clothes lol I’m tired of looking frumpy 24/7 😪

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It’s okay for me to dress up just to go to the coffee shop. I’m allowed to always look hot

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@meow_shlen Wow I’ll look for some I’ve never heard of these

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Doritos

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@_alisonnp Isn’t it like thai chili

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@meow_shlen Is that real

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@_kaseysalterego Wait dis me

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@xSpaceCowgirlx Omg reciprocated miss u

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Every girl I’ve ever met is gay and has a crush on me

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Just acquired a near silent buggy at the grocery store can I get a W

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Why does calling in to work for being legitimately sick feel like a crime

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Why is my sister the most chaotic person I know? She drove to Austin with no car insurance, multiple maintenance lights on, no license, and no debit card

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

ur not lazy u just need to rest ur small beautiful little head most hours of the day bc ur soooo tiny and small and life is so big and hard and it’s ok

[EMMA @epousson_]

Have we, as a society, not moved past flip flops?