Mrs. Pow

One tired mom. Occasionally I tweet and its coherent.

[John to the World 🌎 @JohnJokewriter]

Income. What an ironic word. Very little of my income actually ‘comes in.’ In fact, unlike me, my income is quite outgoing.

[bev eddie @beverlytoegold]

this this this

[Mrs. Pow @epowchuk]

@McDonalds Also shaker fries

[Mrs. Pow @epowchuk]

@McDonalds Mcpizza

[Dr Áine Mahon @AineMarieMahon]

My husband went down the stairs first not knowing that our toddler wanted to go down the stairs first. Thoughts and prayers at this difficult time.

[Laura Marie @lmegordon]

Don't eat those strawberries. I'm saving them for the trash.

[Mrs. Pow @epowchuk]

@JHMSparky They are such beautiful assholes those ones.

[Jack Maynard @JHMSparky]

The Steller's Jays have turned my beautiful fountain into a bird bidet. "That's an awfully nice fountain you have there. Shame if anything happened to it."

[Monster Truck Abigail @themommylode]

Accidentally bought mens jeans at goodwill today, I can’t believe all the extra room! The pockets alone are big enough to hold all my audacity.

[Natalie @nvtvxo]

Just saw a reel that said staying home is good for anxiety and bad for depression and going out is good for depression and bad for anxiety, so I’m going to stand halfway out my door and let my brain have an overload of emotions 😭

[Courtney Bonneau 🇵🇸 @BonneauCourtney]

Why buy a weighted blanket when the crushing weight of human existence is free?

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

Sounds exactly like what a haunted house would say

[sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy]

Me: *throws out a manual that’s been sitting in a drawer for 10 years*

(The next day)

Husband: Have you seen the manual for-

[Katie D @KatieDeal99]

I was struggling to choose between 2 books so I bought 7.

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Please retweet and help me find a wife or girlfrend

[Mrs. Pow @epowchuk]

@TheFaceOfDave Of course

[Mrs. Pow @epowchuk]

J A looks so good because she has a team of stylists, nutritionists, personal trainers and a lot of other ppl telling her how to look, act and be her best. The rest of us are out here free banging it 🤷‍♀️

[Mrs. Pow @epowchuk]

@OctopusCaveman Thought of you today. I missed you.

[Mrs. Pow @epowchuk]

@mahnamematt Never