Evan Prothro

Learning and unlearning. Loving my wife and raising my daughters. Unicorning at Rocket Mobile.

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@THawthorneDDS @RealCJ10 I think he just might! He has asked me 29 times if Chipper has responded yet since we posted 😂. Cannot wait to pick him up from school, he is gonna be on cloud 9!

I haven’t engaged on social in 10 years but when I learned @RealCJ10 was doing this, it was too awesome to pass up!

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@RealCJ10 any thoughts or tips for my 10 year old son (and fan of yours!)?

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@ScottAdamsSays fyi, for me, the new microphone for your periscopes provides no benefit over in-phone microphone. However, now I can hear every swallow, gulp, lip smack, and scratch. Sad!

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@Grizzly I haven't received the coupon you advertised, and your support can't help me or tell me when you expect it to be fixed. Frustrating

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@jmccartie https://t.co/nsFOv20xKT

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@jmccartie ✌🏻️✌🏻 (ps we went with DIY serializers via decorator pattern)

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I didn't even know almonds had nipples.

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@CapMetroATX how long are we delayed northbound right now? #coldathigland

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@swiskus @dadj3ans @JudsonCollier IN FLINT, TWITTER CHECKS YOU (I got a notification)

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@JudsonCollier @dadj3ans yeah, I got off the grid. Maybe 2016 I'll make a comeback.

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@JudsonCollier just favorited a @dadj3ans tweet. Worlds collide.

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@AppleMusic me and 10 good friends from college watching our free trials wind down. Collaborative playlists make/break for us. They coming??

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@AppleMusic no The Damn Quails? Boo. Boo, I say! cc: @thedamnquails

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@torchystacos in Houston, doing some QA work at the Heights location... Discussing the Tuk Tuk with a buddy -- how's the plan coming?

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@thedamnquails whenever you're in Austin, happily.

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@thedamnquails who do I need to buy a beer?

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@thedamnquails bummed to not be able to listen to y'all on Apple Music! Intentional opt-out?

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@torchystacos just asked local manager how the plan was going... He pretended like he didn't know what I was taking about. Well done.

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@torchystacos sooooo, how's our plan going?

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@torchystacos great. I'll check back periodically for progress reports regarding our plan.