Helen

New Year, new bio... Over-sharer, food lover, tea drinker, general chatterbox.

[Helen @EPRx]

To the few people who follow me (or care) I am deleting my twitter account. I spend too much of my life on here. Knowing me I’ll be back at some point though 😂👍🏻 so long folks it’s been fun.

[Helen @EPRx]

Really just constantly need cuddles today 🙄 #soneedy

[Helen @EPRx]

#you has so many twists and turns I can’t handle it 😱 such a great show

[Miss Montenique Bekker @MissMontenique]

Serena Van Der Woodsen really did a number on Joe Goldberg.
Now poor Beck is suffering.

#YOUNetflix #YOU

[Rebecca Parker @Rebecca_LParker]

Of all the things happening in #YOU the most concerning to me is that Beck doesn’t have curtains.

[Helen @EPRx]

@AmandaBootes Adelphi building is lovely... and looks super professional. But I think they have rented office space only.

[Helen @EPRx]

I should be all self love and shit but with this few inches (at least) in the last 6 months or so I feel horrible. I’m struggling with it & I am struggling not to punish myself over it (by eating more) 🙃 #tryingtolovemyself #reallyfuckingstruggling #selflove

[Novella is autistic ☁️ @emmaferrierx]

I know it’s such a first world problem but I am sick of the amount of CRAP I own. I don’t have room for it but I don’t know how to clear out clutter and nobody will help me hi I’m Emma and I’m fucking STRESSED

[Greggles @greglee91]

It’s actually ridiculous how good looking Elizabeth Lail is. #You

[🦋 @_pamellllla]

Why doesn’t Beck have any blinds or curtains?!? #You

[Helen @EPRx]

So late to party but #You is amazing. Creepy af though... already so great! #NetflixOriginal #creepyaf #show

[Helen @EPRx]

Question for the group... I have maternal instincts of a rock, scared of babies (their fragility) & yet... babies suddenly seem impossibly cute and I sort of want it all. WHAT IS THIS WEIRD ALIEN WITCHERY??! #helpmegod #pleasehelpme #whywhywhy

[DRACO ☆ @_ayosworldd]

Hopefully january doesn’t last 3 months like it did last year

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

"As the train fares increase, are you going to improve the trains?"
"No"
"So why the increase?"
"To improve our trains"
"So you are improving the trains?"
"No"
"But"
"Actually all trains are smaller now and most are filled with spiders"
"Why"

[Helen @EPRx]

@LeachJuice Thanks as do you! Happy New Year! X

[Helen @EPRx]

Guys help me: I’m still super annoyed today & sort of too stubborn to stop being irritated... yet also just don’t want to start this year in a petty sulk. #ughhh

[Helen @EPRx]

@LeachJuice Tbh turned out to be hilarious so hoping I’ve rectified this ahaha

[Helen @EPRx]

@LeachJuice Thank you for being my ear to my extreme pettiness🤦🏻‍♀️ let’s hope this year carries on better!

[Helen @EPRx]

@LeachJuice It’s looked up; I sheepishly admitted I was done being annoyed 🤦🏻‍♀️ #whoops

[Giles Paley-Phillips @eliistender10]

People I'd like to hear a lot less from in 2019:

Nigel Farage
Jacob Rees Mogg
Aaron Banks
Piers Morgan
Katie Hopkins
Toby Young
Milo Yiannopoulos
Ann Coulter
Tommy Robinson
Donald Trump

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