Martin Smith

[Martin Smith @equerry784]

@BoseService · Extremely disappointed with Bose support. My pristine, hardly-used QC35s suffer from the known switch defect (turning on while set to OFF). Phone agent refused to let me speak to a manager to request a goodwill waiver for a manufacturing flaw. Can an exec DM me?

[Martin Smith @equerry784]

@PJStringfellow Thanks Peter

[Martin Smith @equerry784]

@PJStringfellow Hi Peter, great chatting with you on the plane the other night. Can you email me, wanted to run something by you. Martin

[Martin Smith @equerry784]

@SkyNews Faisal, stop interrupting. Have the decency to listen after you ask a question. You might even learn something

[Martin Smith @equerry784]

@faisalislam @SkyNews You are a terrible interviewer. If you ask a question have the decency to listen to the reply. Stop interupting

[Martin Smith @equerry784]

@LaineyLuLuLife Have you seen this? http://t.co/JEF2AXjPlV

Martin

[Martin Smith @equerry784]

Keane epic choice

[Martin Smith @equerry784]

http://t.co/oEdhtIJV At this point, every item on drive-thru menus should have "Uhhh..." in front of it.

[Martin Smith @equerry784]

http://t.co/obMQ8wJo Lifetime TV. For women whose own lives aren't depressing enough.

[Martin Smith @equerry784]

Civilization is just one really long and annoying group project. http://t.co/NAzRjZcM

[Martin Smith @equerry784]

I think all crime scenes should be photographed on Instagram. http://t.co/kuqn0vzs

[Martin Smith @equerry784]

http://t.co/obMQ8wJo "Sorry I'm late, but let me explain." -The inventor of the snooze button at the initial presentation

[Martin Smith @equerry784]

CAFFEINE-FREE DIET COKE: BECAUSE YOU LOVE CARAMEL COLOR http://t.co/kuqn0vzs

[Martin Smith @equerry784]

http://t.co/obMQ8wJo Moonwalking away after mugging someone because you're a smooth criminal.

[Martin Smith @equerry784]

Sometimes it's really hard to tell who's winning when you fight sarcasm with sarcasm. http://t.co/0FREALBY

[Martin Smith @equerry784]

Sometimes it's really hard to tell who's winning when you fight sarcasm with sarcasm. http://t.co/NAzRjZcM

[Martin Smith @equerry784]

Thumb war is never the thumb answer. http://t.co/qqjXhKRs

[Martin Smith @equerry784]

Moonwalking away after mugging someone because you're a smooth criminal. http://t.co/kCAH5LIS

[Martin Smith @equerry784]

http://t.co/dWS2S8yt I hope rapidly clicking this arrow on Google Street View counts as jogging.

[Martin Smith @equerry784]

http://t.co/kCAH5LIS I hope rapidly clicking this arrow on Google Street View counts as jogging.