Alex

[skinny jeans @virtuesignaless]

I think my parents would have let me watch SpongeBob as a kid tbh I just wasn’t interested but it has become a social handicap later in life

[Christian @shakybrakes]

people that like soccer are always like oh man do i love soccer. interesting.

[Abby G @Abigail_Gebott]

6 7

[Alex @equine_a]

“It was so fucking bad, like so bad that I had to put a bandaid on it”

[Alex @equine_a]

@shakybrakes Mr. Burger son allllllll the way

[𝖋𝖎𝖒𝖎. @Fimiii06]

january me would not believe the life i lived this year.

[Alex @equine_a]

“I’m sad you’re moving, it’s gonna be sad losing the fat friend”

[Alex @equine_a]

“Zyns for dinner”

[Alex @equine_a]

Mollys work uniform is a bow tie, lip gloss, and zyn

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

I wish I had a doctor boyfriend so I could send him pics of apples when I'm mad at him

[Alex @equine_a]

@horseluvr26 Huhhhh?!

[Uncle Female @unclefemme]

I’ll be like "i needed that laugh" and it’ll be something i said

[Alex @equine_a]

Guys help, my dad is making me drink so much beer rn

[Alex @equine_a]

My 11 year old cousin just told me he was a slut last year

[Alex @equine_a]

Bald and beautiful

[Alex @equine_a]

Gifting a bean boozled zyn jar

[Alex @equine_a]

The ants have taken over…I need help

[Alex @equine_a]

Makyla: “and for my next trick”

*pours a little bit of everyones cocktail into her glass bc she doesn’t wanna pay for another one*

[jainormis @jainormis]

precumming at the thought of drinking 3-8 beers with my cherished friends tonight