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[❄️ Pot ❄️ @ItsJustPotBeats]

Boy was in the stands like “pick a play and I’ll run it rn on god”

[ineligible receiver @equitablybiased]

put trae young’s face on stone mountain right now.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/LrNke2WimM

[ineligible receiver @equitablybiased]

Depression. March. What’s the difference.

[ineligible receiver @equitablybiased]

“The Last of Us” coming soon IRL near u

[ineligible receiver @equitablybiased]

@aterry65 @EASPORTSCollege … my guy:

[ESPN @espn]

EA Sports' college football video game series will return in the summer of 2024, EA Sports' VP and GM told @mikerothstein.

More on the story: https://t.co/jS6DCm9PUu

[ineligible receiver @equitablybiased]

If Elon Musk was immortal and his $140 billion was used to support him from the beginning of our species (300,000 years ago), he could’ve paid himself $400K per year and still wouldn’t be out of money.

$400K yearly salary for the entirety of human civilization. For one man.

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

(parody) hi im elon musk i have every dollar an i put them up my butt (satiré)

[ineligible receiver @equitablybiased]

I would’ve sold my soul to see Zach Bryan at Red Rocks. So jealous of every single one of these people.

[Joyce Karam @Joyce_Karam]

Infuriating: One day after competing without headscarf at Asian Climbing Competition, #Iran’s Elnaz Rekabi has gone missing, phone confiscated, @IranWireEnglish reports that she is being flown to Evin prison. Cruel doesn’t even begin to describe it:

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

This time was the closest humanity ever came to world peace

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

This is fucking outrageous

[Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @OlufemiOTaiwo]

nobody ruin this with context

[ineligible receiver @equitablybiased]

Ukrainian tax laws are light years ahead of the IRS

[Matt Bevan @MatthewBevan]

Message from the Ukrainian tax office: “Have you captured a Russian tank or armored personnel carrier and are worried about how to declare it? Keep calm and continue to defend the Motherland! There is no need to declare [them as income].” https://t.co/xduC7YlXa9

[Matt Bevan @MatthewBevan]

Message from the Ukrainian tax office: “Have you captured a Russian tank or armored personnel carrier and are worried about how to declare it? Keep calm and continue to defend the Motherland! There is no need to declare [them as income].” https://t.co/xduC7YlXa9

[ineligible receiver @equitablybiased]

“Of course you felt sorry for the Ukrainian’s being killed BUT”

[Zeeshan Aleem @ZeeshanAleem]

Remarkable pivot by Tucker Carlson, who has gone overnight from chastising any policy that could cause escalation with Russia to … deeming the invasion of Ukraine a “humiliating defeat” for Biden and saying he has erred in not showing “bite.”

[ineligible receiver @equitablybiased]

This is so embarrassing. Yet I’m surrounded every single day by idiots who voted for this idiot.

[Elizabeth Nolan Brown @ENBrown]

Now is not the time for your petty culture-war grievances https://t.co/sWtWQyn9re