Emily

Just a girl who thinks she's funnier than she actually is

[Emily @Erabz02]

People who use Apple Maps give off mad Android energy

[Emily @Erabz02]

@Stacy_ThompsonB THANK YOU!!

[Emily @Erabz02]

Three different people told my husband at a wedding weekend how funny I am. Going to be chasing this high for a while

[Emily @Erabz02]

Was logged out of X on his actual birthday, but keeping up with the tradition 2-months late now that I was able to log back in. Happy belated birthday to my husband!

[Emily @Erabz02]

Happy birthday to my favorite person!

[Emily @Erabz02]

Ice cream cake celebrations!

[tabitha @cinedruig]

me when i say something in the gc and no one responds

[Emily @Erabz02]

For All Mankind season 2 finale watchers will understand the reference
@AppleTV @forallmankind_

[Emily @Erabz02]

Happy third anniversary darling. I love you the most!

[Anna Khachiyan @annakhachiyan]

Much like the earthquake I’m also a 4.8 in New York

[Emily @Erabz02]

Despite my better judgement after a hiatus from @Postmates, I tried to order from them again. But after an hour of "my food being out for delivery", it was cancelled because the driver said there was an issue with the order. I advise never ever using this company for delivery

[Emily @Erabz02]

Never thought I’d find someone who would buy me flowers & candy, let alone someone who would surprise me with them in the morning after he worked an overnight shift 🥹

[Emily @Erabz02]

The way my @Postmates driver cancelled my order of $100 in food because he didn’t realize he had to pickup 2 orders at the restaurant. Postmates only offered to refund the order but nothing beyond that from a customer standpoint. Why should I even use them again?

[Emily @Erabz02]

Wordle 873 1/6

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Once in a lifetime moment

[Emily @Erabz02]

We tried Grimace’s Birthday Shake so you didn’t have to. Answering any and all questions about it

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

when I say “I got that dog in me” this is what I mean

[Emily @Erabz02]

Moved to Richmond today! Kinda crazy! Feeling crazy but excited!

[Reductress @Reductress]

'I Read Somewhere—' Says Woman About to Summarize a TikTok: https://t.co/XSRcY7Bnsu

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

mentally i’m here:

[Emily @Erabz02]

Shannon is that type of friend you can’t not smile around

[Emily @Erabz02]

Happy second anniversary baby. You’re everything Roberta dreamed of and more. Love you!