eraserheadbby

that's all the time i've got . i've gotta get back to playing animal crossing new leaf on my nintendo 3ds

[ᴀᴍᴏʀᴇᴛᴛᴇ @amorettesgrave]

You're gonna suck whatever comes out of my spongebob boxers

[eraserheadbby @eraserheadbby]

it's been on literally every setlist for several months now but What If

[eraserheadbby @eraserheadbby]

seeing cloud nothings in march and if they don't play pattern walks put me on suicide watch

[eraserheadbby @eraserheadbby]

every day it's things happening that would have made me set myself on fire and or spontaneously combust if it had happened when i was 13

[maddie @secondattempts]

FRANK LOG OFF NOW. FRANK. THIS IS NOT YOUR CLOSE FRIENDS STORY. EVERYONE CAN SEE THIS. FRANK THIS IS URGENT

[eraserheadbby @eraserheadbby]

seeing cloud nothings in march and if they don't play pattern walks put me on suicide watch

[Max Bepis @gaylittlepiglet]

What if instead of doc oc his name was doc cock and he had eight dicks

[Fran @Fran_cine_ok]

"Ok, and hear me out, you see all these beggars? how about we get them out of here"

[twitch.tv/yolandafister @yolandafister]

latoya i can’t deal with this right now

[turbomander @turbomander]

you best start believin in butts twin. yer diggin in one

[Nick Newman @Nick_Newman]

Some huge Dylan lore here.

[eraserheadbby @eraserheadbby]

like imagine being a mom and the website ur daughter reads gay fanfic on plays a part in saving ur life . life is such a rich tapestry

[eraserheadbby @eraserheadbby]

like 10 years ago now my mom had awful abdominal pain and it turned out she had to get her appendix out and the only reason she knew was bc i had just seen a tumblr post talking about appendicitis symptoms and i told her that might be what it is . shout out to tumblr

[eraserheadbby @eraserheadbby]

like 10 years ago now my mom had awful abdominal pain and it turned out she had to get her appendix out and the only reason she knew was bc i had just seen a tumblr post talking about appendicitis symptoms and i told her that might be what it is . shout out to tumblr

[linux @tuvati]

does the appendix do anything other than explode and kill you at random

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

On Veterans Day I am reminded of the great Twitter proverb: “I rather serve crack than serve this country”

[xan @lilxan1k]

spongebob squarepants if you can hear me please help me

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

A guy using a cane got onto the train and as I started to stand up to give him my seat he went “oh baby this is just my outfit”

[matthew katamari @matthewkatamari]

George Washington after taking an edible, listening to REM and then looking through the stuff in my pockets:

That’s me on the quarter

[sloshua (comms open... gouuhh) @sloshua_]

Peter Griffin is so lucky to live next door to his best friends. I hope he knows that

[julian 4000 @YEAROFTHEWIZARD]

spinning a basketball on top of my eyeball and screaming

[elizabeth 🤓 @elizardbethc]

Giving the dunkin app power of attorney

[katie!!!!!!!!!!!!! @katiopolis]

between almond joy and mounds who do u think is the top and who’s the bottom. this tweet fucking sucks

[ant @persistantz]

yeah, i got OCD

Obliterated
Cock
Disorder

#ObliterateYourCockWithFireworksChallenge