Ellie Champion

[Ellie Champion @ERChamps]

@CrossCountryUK Thank you, will try!

[Ellie Champion @ERChamps]

@CrossCountryUK are there any working toilets on board the 10:05 Edinburgh to Plymouth that has just left Tamworth? Out of order in C and B. Severely overcrowded and can’t hear guard announcements.

[Ellie Champion @ERChamps]

@HawkesSj Awww how gorgeous 😍

[Ellie Champion @ERChamps]

@LNER Thank you!

[Ellie Champion @ERChamps]

@LNER when I download your train tickets from the LNER app to my Apple wallet they appear on the Lock Screen 24 hours late, any ideas how I can fix this?

[Ellie Champion @ERChamps]

@HawkesSj @howbotanic And beautiful Eira too!

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

This is a thread of some of my favourite literal translations from languages around the world, starting with this one…

In Bengali, the word for a penis, অতিসরল, translates literally to “tyranny trunk”

[Ellie Champion @ERChamps]

@LNER Please can the guard announce this on the 08:00 from KGX. The 11:52 is on the platform next to us at NCL with lots of space, yet still no-one getting off this one stuck!

[Ellie Champion @ERChamps]

@LNER is the 11:52 from Newcastle running? If so please announce this on the train stuck at NCL due to overcrowding otherwise no-one will move!

[Ellie Champion @ERChamps]

@LNER is the 11:52 from Newcastle running? Or any others? If so please announce this on the train stuck at NCL due to overcrowding otherwise no-one will move!

[Ellie Champion @ERChamps]

@Pandamoanimum 🥰 we have Princess Layer, Queen Chicktoria, Lady Featherington & the Duchess Megghen

[Ellie Champion @ERChamps]

😭😭😭😭 #Olympics

[Lewis Coombes @LewisCoombes]

THIS is what the @Olympics means!! Friends & family of @ClubMaidenhead swimmer @tomdean00 cheer the new 200m Freestyle #Olympics CHAMPION home! GOLD!!! GOLD!! GOLD!!! #Tokyo2020 @BBCSport #Swimming @BBCSouthNews

[Tyrone Mings @TyroneMings]

You don’t get to stoke the fire at the beginning of the tournament by labelling our anti-racism message as ‘Gesture Politics’ & then pretend to be disgusted when the very thing we’re campaigning against, happens.

[Ellie Champion @ERChamps]

@TheMrJL Lost for words

[Ellie Champion @ERChamps]

@dog_rates 😍😍😍

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

As Gavin Williamson reveals grades will be decided by teachers, experts warn it could result in people ending up in jobs they’re not remotely qualified for, such as Secretary of State for Education.

[Ellie Champion @ERChamps]

@TheSun found this in our local hedgerow, it appears one of your readers is a tosser. Fancy running a campaign against littering to shame those that do it?

[Ellie Champion @ERChamps]

@dog_rates @bestfriends @Trupanion Here’s festive Moss! 🎅🏻

[Ellie Champion @ERChamps]

@AmazonHelp Thanks, I have completed the form.

[Ellie Champion @ERChamps]

@AmazonHelp Really poor delivery service, how is this “Handed to resident”? Left there overnight and found it soaked this morning. 🤬