Eren Jaeger

Aggressively refusing therapy since 844.

[Eren Jaeger @eren_irl]

I know what happened to Moseby.

Everyone is wondering.

I'll spill the fucking beans, Moseby is my wife.

[Eren Jaeger @eren_irl]

I'M LOGGING OFF. THIS ENTIRE EXPERIENCE IS TRIGGERING SOME SERIOUSLY BAD MEMORIES.

[Eren Jaeger @eren_irl]

EAT MY ASS. EAT IT.

YOU ALL WANT TO EAT ME SO BADLY,

[Eren Jaeger @eren_irl]

@USHIROMlYA @Dashikibi 'll out Moseby. I'll fucking do it.

[Eren Jaeger @eren_irl]

@Dashikibi @Chiibambi You know, I unwittingly found Shelby again on Miitomo.

Fucking MIITOMO.

[Eren Jaeger @eren_irl]

The year is 2016. Can I openly and unequivocally say that Ereri is disgusting yet?

[Eren Jaeger @eren_irl]

@Real_Togamii Togami-kun.... You fucker.

[Eren Jaeger @eren_irl]

STOP EATING ME, I DON'T EVEN TASTE GOOD. I'M A TEENAGE BOY IN AN ERA WHERE PERSONAL HYGIENE IS SKETCHY AT BEST.

[Eren Jaeger @eren_irl]

@actual_clock I'll fuck you up.

[Eren Jaeger @eren_irl]

I've been eaten by titans. I've been eaten by humans. I've been eaten. I am a victim of vore on an unprecedented scale, and I won't take it.

[Eren Jaeger @eren_irl]

Existence is pain.

[Eren Jaeger @eren_irl]

@actual_clock *pulls out my 3dmg blades*

You asked for it, Fucker.

[Eren Jaeger @eren_irl]

Remember Pastor Nick? Haha, wow, FUCK that guy, right?

Is Annie still in a crystal or?

[Eren Jaeger @eren_irl]

It's hip to fuck clocks? This is why I kill.

[Eren Jaeger @eren_irl]

@Chiibambi You did it to yourself, you sick clock.

[Eren Jaeger @eren_irl]

*masturbates angrily*

[Eren Jaeger @eren_irl]

Moseby... *cries angrily and sets flowers on @actual_moseby's grave* I'LL AVENGE YOU.

[Eren Jaeger @eren_irl]

@shsl_syo @universalworst Spoiler alert: I was Molly all along.

[Eren Jaeger @eren_irl]

*bleeds from my eyeballs*

BOY I DIE.

[Eren Jaeger @eren_irl]

Who even named you Tony?