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[jordan adika @JordanAdika]

oh you're bipolar?

buddy we'll ALL be saying "bye, polar" when rising sea temperatures have finished melting the ice caps, ravaging the landscape and nature's splendor

we need to act now to combat climate change

[charlie @chunkbardey]

“go piss girl” changed everything for me re: going piss

[hot pink bitch named breakfast @ejenkins54]

the soft spot on a baby’s head is for the bubble tea straw

[melissa 🐈‍⬛ @erfkwakes]

redownloaded twitter purely to state one thing: multiverse of madness is so gutwrenchingly terrible. lacks self awareness and even the music was mid i expected better from danny elfman himself.

[melissa 🐈‍⬛ @erfkwakes]

@buttonsii stop

[melissa 🐈‍⬛ @erfkwakes]

@buttonsii [crowd booing]

[melissa 🐈‍⬛ @erfkwakes]

@ilysourciety 🙃

[JOKO @ItsJoko]

tweet about Will Smith

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tweet about my balls

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[tahukan 📚 @tahukann]

Sorry Will Smith
I don't Slapping Chris
find Rock Funny

I Don't Or
Think Violence Should
Is Good Be glorified...

[Bianca @Buttonsie]

Hello Twitter !! <3 Love You Guys !! So Grateful For My Followers !! 🇫🇷🎤

[Memeulous @Memeulous]

Started watching Peaky Blinders today. Instantly see its set in Birmingham. Not impressed. Turned it off.

[melissa 🐈‍⬛ @erfkwakes]

@ilysourciety me revising for mocks

[melissa 🐈‍⬛ @erfkwakes]

@Buttonsie @jacksfilms omg yeah this is my favourite moment

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I just saw a conservative commentator complaining that there are too many milks now (because private corporations providing options for their customers is bad now, I guess.)

Anyway, I'm just upset that he didn't say "I WANT WHOLE MILK, NOT WHOKE MILK!"

[melissa 🐈‍⬛ @erfkwakes]

@TheAnything_Bot @celinemathilda uhoh

[𝕻𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖕 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙 @papasombra]

Chris Rock’s cousin, The, looks on in shock.

[Losing it @prophethusband]

My cousin told me that if you commit suicide in a burger king your family gets free whoppers for life