kitty 🍄 𓆏

sad soup lover, library TECH in love with a bibliophile 💖 loml @SurrealistGal

[Thee Aries @GiftedAsia]

Her role in iCarly will always be funny as hell. That episode when they broke into her house and saw that she was a Randy Jackson stan was random af. Me and my siblings was crying laughing that episode

[Lou Diamond Phillips @LouDPhillips]

“When the last tree is cut, the last fish is caught, and the last river is polluted; when to breathe the air is sickening, you will realize, too late, that wealth is not in bank accounts and that you can’t eat money.”

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

god life used to be fun and full of color and life and now we gave ai and mass surveillance

[々 @ayospawned]

Neurodivergents will say "I need rest" but what they actually mean is "I need uninterrupted time where no one expects anything from me"

[BigBird:: @BigBirdfyx]

that 5-minute window after smoking where you realize you took one hit too many, and now you have to sit perfectly still on the couch trying to negotiate a ceasefire agreement with your own brain.

[sunny @cuntpetal]

she sued olivia rodrigo for MUCH less btw LOL

[The Spoon Bender @CallMeDestry]

Not an exaggeration when I say this perspective is literally life changing

[TIBO ☔️ @cmoitibo]

Dieu nous a donné des mains parfaites pour gratouiller les animaux et au lieu de faire ça on a inventé le travail

[mari @alltoosadie]

this was such a serve will schuester could never have come up with such a classy performance

[B 🦋 @DontWorryBoutB]

I hate the nose blindness that occurs w perfume. I’m tired of everybody telling me I smell good but I can’t smell it. I don’t buy this shit for yall. now what’s the solution?!

[adam patla @apat10]

this was the moment I knew this movie was the real deal.

[Mary @MaryGlazersOut]

You get married in an arena & shut down half a city on a holiday weekend. You have a Zionist freak marry you. You invite abusers, MAGA’s, the fella who runs the ICE detention centre, a bunch of zios & you walk down the aisle to your own songs.

You could never make me like her!

[bailey @baileylikemovie]

They should light every movie like Heathers (1989)

[Brooklyn World @quadspawning]

getting shot while wearing these but i transfer my consciousness to a tiny little person in the car right before the bullet destroys my brain and I drive off to safety

[𝒪𝓃𝓎𝓍🪭 @Felinebrat_Ony]

Yall dont understand what this means to me

[eve @eeveeithink]

The average American is starting to realize socialism means everyone gets to have a good life.
WE ARE SO BACK

[Veronica, Collagen Scientist 🇵🇱 @celestialbe1ng]

You still don’t get it. Art isn’t supposed to look nice. It is supposed to make you feel something.

[dom loves mo more than mo loves the moon @luoreno_]

i want to put them in my pocket and protect them with my life