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@sandrala46 @Reuters You know mpg is miles per gallon not hours....

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Just realized that moving away from the nyc area means I no longer get @SamChampion weather reports 😢

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@caitlinbrooks I share this info in my house monthly, the human male memory seems to last about 17 days

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@caitlinbrooks Coke HEAVY!!!

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Seriously leaning into the back in my day shit with 4. Girl needs to learn patience

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@caitlinbrooks I am a volatile mess and Jack is refusing to wear shorts/diapers so I can't escape the patriarchy

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it a thousand times: The treatment for an ectopic pregnancy, a septic uterus, or a miscarriage that your body won’t release is abortion. If you can’t get those abortions, you die. You. Die.

[Kurt Bardella @kurtbardella]

What if the President issues a “blanket pardon”’to any woman who gets an abortion and to any doctor who performs it

[Bloomberg @business]

Patagonia will provide bail for employees who are arrested while protesting after the US Supreme Court eliminated the constitutional right to abortion https://t.co/Z6d0a3Guzm

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Just watched Aladdin with the kiddies, definitely going to binge #robinwilliams classics post bedtime

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Anyone want a 4 year old? She's currently screaming why at the top of her lungs and refusing to stop. Will happily leave her on the curb, just text for address

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Guac is a one sitting snack right? Like the serving size is you eat it until there isn't anymore...

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@caitlinbrooks Yes but ?

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My 4 year old is Donald Trump. Just convinced if she yells loud enough it makes something true.

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Ketanji Brown Jackson is displaying an unbelievable amount of poise and control and we're only in the opening remarks. #ConfirmJackson

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@caitlinbrooks @jrutter3 The reason I don't drink cold brew

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@jrutter3 4? Or 7?

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@jrutter3

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The key to surviving a family ski trip with very little kids is two espresso martinis at lunch