COVIDEO killed the radio star

Formerly dynamite with a laser beam💢. I haz teh codez 🖥️. I tweet to myself...it helps me think

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@KFCBarstool Pick up your depressing Jets fan merch at the barstool store https://t.co/RUd3aVvwU3

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The fans singing the anthem in Edmonton like "welcome to Edmonton AB. This is what Canada is. We all know the words and we sing them loud" is fucking awesome. #StanleyCupPlayoffs

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Apparently Delta can time travel now, so we got that going for us

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My flight is delayed and the sign says this 1.5hr flight is now going to take 30min so now I'll be mad either way

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I'm not saying you have to pay attention for the entire 1:15 kids gymnastics class, but bringing your laptop is next level

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My wife @erg617 is making pumpkin bread and listening to Rage Against the Machine and I don't know what to make of it.

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It's Saturday and my calendar is triple booked...

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8/12 Remote Office:

View: 9/10
Efficiency: 5/10
Daycare Effectiveness: 6/10

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@sluttypilled The algorithm wants what the algorithm wants

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Today's remote work / child care setup.

View: 8/10
Efficiency: 1/10
Daycare Effectiveness: 0/10

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I should build a Twitter bot that identifies other Twitter bots and tries to seduce them 🤔💭

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@caitlinbrooks @Daniel_Miller8 @erg617 I may draw the line at pickle pizza...

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4 stubbed her toe on the fridge so I gave her a @sloopbrewing Pixie Dust beer to put on it and told her that it's magic and will make her feel better. Thus begins another generation of fixing pain with alcohol

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Well this little art project just cost me $2.50...

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I bought myself a fancy mouse and keyboard for my home office and now I'm in the office and I'm spoiled and I can't type on this <chokes back vomit> membrane keyboard 🤮

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@Doelgiee @LargeBarstool The new Brooklyn IS pretentious

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@MyNameIsntEffy So we are clear, it is insane that this chat is mad at Jeff for giving an MLB game ball to a kid, yes

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@KFCBarstool @kellykeegs Can't believe you called @kellykeegs big bird in this tweet over a year ago. I am outraged. Unfollow

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@TheVizz1 @JeppsonsMalort You can keep your "Chicago Handshakes" between you and @davenopants84 😉