Eric Uzzo

[Yankees Stats @ChrisCoop_]

This guy kills me man, what do you mean you just pumped 99-100 for 8 straight at Tampa because of a podcaster 😂

[Dinsey @OfficialDinsey]

Next leg of the tour Charleston where I’ve joined the bloods. Tell me it wasn’t a penalty now ya fuckin teapots.

[Alison 🌾 @alison_renner]

Forget Bucees and In and Out bring the Europeans to the minor league baseball park lazy river

[𝗫𝗮𝘃𝗲 🇦🇺 @WonderbreadMMA]

There's a strange dystopian element at play here

The most unqualified FBI Director of all time being taught by a former FBI Informant who was forced into it after being caught with multiple passports on 9/11.

Incredible spectacle

[Oliver Fox @oliversfox]

Yes

[DDOT. @DDotOmen]

If the Knicks win this chip they gotta put Funk Flex on the big screen in Time Square like Zordon

[🗽 @AdamFoxisGod]

See? That’s how it’s done. Fucking pussy @elmo

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

In the Bronx zoo rn riling up all the Gorillas

[🏖🦀BlockHead4000🏝🐠 @blockhead4000]

Approximately 40% of the federal budget goes to making sure 17yo 8th graders in cookie monster pajama pants have a fresh supply of Chromebooks to smash over each others heads in English class

[Lane Kiffin (2017-19) @Kiffinbesniffin]

Roommate’s girlfriend wants me to put my weed away when she’s here #fuckyouhitler

[Frankiep423 @frankiep423]

You never won a Hanamura overtime with all 6 people in voice chat the energy was different

[CHEV CHELIOS! @ParadiseCo_]

None of this internet shit is real bro 😂😂😂 be 30 wake up after 1 eat breakfast at 2pm and it’s pizza smoke a blunt after that do whatever u want fuck a nigga named Stephen for real lmao

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Just pretend he beat the shit out of his girlfriend or something more socially acceptable

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

The bad boy of major league eating. Sucking down dogs with an ankle monitor on is so sick. Gang shit

[Powellite @PowelliteSZN]

GTA7 in Kansas City and you just play as Rashee Rice

[Thomas 🏆🏆🏆 @SubwayTJ]

New Rochelle has a better skyline than this

[redrum @griffisu]

eventually there will be an infant capable of handling 115° car interior we just have to keep trying

[roseanne 🥀 @HoodieFrazier]

Jose Caballero seeing Volpe walk into the clubhouse today making sure he remembers he only got 9 days left before heading back to Scranton

[Big Baby David @BigBabyDavid_]

He was everything.

[Ryan M. Spaeder @theaceofspaeder]

John Sterling called 28.7% of all games in #Yankees franchise history—including 47.5% of all postseason games.