Erica Cosgrove (Fitzpatrick)

Internet humor is the way to my heart

[Erica Cosgrove (Fitzpatrick) @ericafitzcos]

"Has Anyone Seen My Phone?" - a memoir by Erica Cosgrove #biography

[Erica Cosgrove (Fitzpatrick) @ericafitzcos]

@HobokenFire @CityofHoboken Link isn't working

[LOL Network @LOLNetwork]

#LOLNetwork is now on @SamsungTVPlus! Everything from #EverybodyHatesChris, #RealHusbandsofHollywood to #ComedyInColor and more. Get your laughs on and watch free on channel 1325! 😆

[Erica Cosgrove (Fitzpatrick) @ericafitzcos]

If toxic masculinity was a brand...

"Fact: teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like a junior varsity locker room"

"Our products are tested by soldiers, not boy bands"

A *real* man def wrote their "about us" page as well - https://t.co/HgqD7279YN

[Erica Cosgrove (Fitzpatrick) @ericafitzcos]

Who said curlers (curlies?) had no swagger? OK im paying attention

[Erica Cosgrove (Fitzpatrick) @ericafitzcos]

Does anyone else feel like the @Amazon "oops" pages (while adorable) are extremely off-brand?

[Erica Cosgrove (Fitzpatrick) @ericafitzcos]

@ronnychieng @oliviamunn @NYPD109Pct Here is a better quality video https://t.co/sv7eyGzBZo

[CeFaan Kim @CeFaanKim]

EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: 52-year-old Asian woman violently shoved yesterday in Flushing, Queens. Witness says assailant threw box of spoons at her, yelling slurs before he shoved her. She blacked out, needed stitches on her forehead. Tonight at 11p
#StopAsianHateCrimes #ProtectOurElders

[Erica Cosgrove (Fitzpatrick) @ericafitzcos]

@deanna_finlay @vavavickyyyyyyy Now there's an idea!!

[Erica Cosgrove (Fitzpatrick) @ericafitzcos]

Idk how a "March" Madness is still going on in June, but I'm looking for some votes for TripleLift!

(also stoked about the NBA coming back!!!)

[Ari Paparo @aripap]

In real life sell-side businesses never get consolidated, in #adtechmadness it is one and done. @TripleLiftHQ vs @PubMatic:

[Erica Cosgrove (Fitzpatrick) @ericafitzcos]

@jerridgrimm @shaunking @BerniceKing @ColorOfChange !!

[Erica Cosgrove (Fitzpatrick) @ericafitzcos]

@hbknfarms how can I LIVE in Hoboken, yet I can't find a single store with 5 miles of me that sells your sauce? 🤔 - signed "Eagerly Awaiting Your Explaination"

[Erica Cosgrove (Fitzpatrick) @ericafitzcos]

Hey @tacobell my friend @samcoryrose and I are extremely interested in Taco Bell catering. We know about Party Packs, but does true Taco Bell catering exist? If not, WE NEED TO TACO BOUT THIS!!!!

[Erica Cosgrove (Fitzpatrick) @ericafitzcos]

@BankofAmerica You've made me change my password so many times I'm now in a spiral of new passwords 10+ deep that I can't remember. I know you value my security, but for the love of god figure something out where I don't have to reset my password after two failed tries #crying

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

The Dodgers are headed back to where they felt they belonged from the beginning.

The World Series.

https://t.co/vfSB5X08qP

[Erica Cosgrove (Fitzpatrick) @ericafitzcos]

@DeannaDeLaHunt I feel like this needs to be my horoscope every day

[Erica Cosgrove (Fitzpatrick) @ericafitzcos]

@annaalboretti Yeah my croissants used to give me anxiety before CBD

[Erica Cosgrove (Fitzpatrick) @ericafitzcos]

@shawnragell @shawnragell they're in LA at the Emmys!!

[Erica Cosgrove (Fitzpatrick) @ericafitzcos]

@jerridgrimm Oh, 100%

[Erica Cosgrove (Fitzpatrick) @ericafitzcos]

@katied06 @vavavickyyyyyyy I mean not that shocking. They are super conservative no? Bible verses on the cups

[Erica Cosgrove (Fitzpatrick) @ericafitzcos]

@vavavickyyyyyyy AMEN 👏

[Erica Cosgrove (Fitzpatrick) @ericafitzcos]

Shower Thought - wondering if Lesley was a)a real person, and b) if so, were Lesley and Miley still friends?!? #closure

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

My best friend Lesley said "Oh she's just being Miley" !!! ❤️ sooooo glad my bestie since I was a littttttle BB made it to my release party!