Eric Cryptoman

Crypto OG & Shitcoin connoisseur
3x bear market survivor
More 100x calls than I can count
Rank #6 ByBit futures
Sponsored @Rainbetcom

[Eric Cryptoman @EricCryptoman]

My only telegram is https://t.co/jD5fhgUPde

My only channel is https://t.co/oZmHjO8Zw4

Trade with me on @fomo for 10% off fees: https://t.co/T5rITK37TW

[Eric Cryptoman @EricCryptoman]

The absolute worst part about launchpads is measuring “how high x coin can go” based on what launchpad it was launched on.

It caps ceilings massively. People don’t expect memes to flip the launchpads and so far have been right.

Bring back manual deploying.

[Eric Cryptoman @EricCryptoman]

@coingecko solana:Hh3oTaqDCKKfdBgsQEvxp9sUwyNf8x9qmKqEMLBWpump

[Eric Cryptoman @EricCryptoman]

@PandeyMikhil @abhilashi @exfildotfun Bullish.

[Eric Cryptoman @EricCryptoman]

It pays well to be a pump fun rapist!

[alon @a1lon9]

The Pumpfun app just hit 50,000 Daily Active Traders.

That's 77% MORE than we had last week

This is EXACTLY what onboarding looks like.

I don't care what the market conditions are, we continue pushing because more users is what brings better markets.

[Eric Cryptoman @EricCryptoman]

@AresSprout $choo szn

[Optimus @Optimus_RH]

Optimus will be the biggest product ever

- Elon Musk

[Eric Cryptoman @EricCryptoman]

@ChooTheRescue Epic story

[ChooChoo @ChooTheRescue]

We're expanding the $CHOO IP 🐶️️️️️️

Choo Choo's face is now on https://t.co/7L8eGXGveB products!

The rebrand will be live in 7-10 days on new shipments.

[Eric Cryptoman @EricCryptoman]

@JetMatrixCrypto you did not create it lol

you helped CTO along with many others, then stole the socials to launch this scam because you thought it would make your losses back

i got bad news for you pal (it's over already)

now you can give the socials back and we can move on

[Eric Cryptoman @EricCryptoman]

Woke up today and realised @JetMatrixCrypto stole the ethereum:0xb3a0f70c913aa04404bd177be9e20b47613830b6 X account and telegram to launch a bundled vamp.

He is down bad recently so trying to launch a bundled coin to make it all back. He's already selling.

Will try and work with other holders to get new X/TG up & today.

[Eric Cryptoman @EricCryptoman]

@morellifit @AresSprout this is based as fuck

[Eric Cryptoman @EricCryptoman]

@AmericaIsBackOG @JetMatrixCrypto ngmi

there is only one ethereum:0xb3a0f70c913aa04404bd177be9e20b47613830b6 that's still around after a full year.

1st on chain, organic will win

[Eric Cryptoman @EricCryptoman]

Dare to believe.

ethereum:0xb3a0f70c913aa04404bd177be9e20b47613830b6 is the new MAGA (ethereum:0x6aa56e1d98b3805921c170eb4b3fe7d4fda6d89b)

[Uncle Jet🥷🇺🇸 @JetMatrixCrypto]

Trump is about to unveil the new slogan “America Is Back,” which is supposed to replace “Make America Great Again,” yet there is still no AIB/TRUMP merch just days before the midterm elections? 👀

[Eric Cryptoman @EricCryptoman]

I have been outspoken on my bullishness for OPTIMUS for 4 years.

We were too early in 2022. It ran to 100m anyway.

The time is now. OPTIMUS being mass produced in California. Elon musks biggest project to date by a country mile.

Do not fade Elon.

Billions for @Optimus_RH

[Tesla @Tesla]

Q3 Shareholder Update → https://t.co/u0UcDOuMNa

Highlights
– FSD Supervised attach rate grew to over 75% of new vehicle deliveries in NA

– Unveiled the next-gen Roadster

– Record deliveries in Canada, Australia, Japan & Taiwan

– Tesla Semi now in volume production. Top variant can go up to 500 miles at a full 82,000 lbs while achieving efficiency of 1.7 kWh/mile – about a third of the energy a comparable diesel truck burns for the same load

– Ended the quarter with the largest backlog for our passenger vehicles in 4 years!

FSD Supervised
– 4 new approvals since Q2 (Croatia, Slovenia, Czech Republic, Slovakia)
– FSD is now live in nine EU countries & used by over 100,000 customers logging more than 160 million kilometers since initial approval

Robotaxi
– Deployed Cybercab into our Austin fleet
– Hit nearly 2 million cumulative unsupervised miles, 8x growth in the quarter
– Austin service now runs 6 am to midnight, with wait times continuing to come down as we add cars & improve the orchestration algorithms
– Added Grok to Cybercab with Grok Bot & Connectors, letting you interface with your inbox, calendar, files, chats and tasks, all by voice.

Transport, office & living room in one

Robotics
– Started production of @Tesla_Optimus on our high-volume lines in Fremont.
These are the first production-quality bots we've built, proving that the current manufacturing process for Optimus is suitable for a commercial product

SI Compute
– On track for 400 MW of training compute by year end, feeding both vehicle & humanoid autonomy
– Austin Fab construction continues, equipment commissioning planned for 2027

Battery
– Battery supply is still the limiter on how fast we ramp vehicles globally, so we're expanding on every front: pack capacity in Berlin, cathode and lithium refining in Texas, LFP cells in Nevada
– Shipped the first Megapacks built entirely with our own LFP cells
– Increasing 4680 output to support ramp of Cybercab, Semi & Model Y

Energy
– Megafactory Texas is up & running, with Megapack 3 production started
– Highest-ever order rate & backlog for energy storage

Grid constraints & power availability are making Megapack the answer for SI infrastructure demand: it excels at supplying large data center loads, smooths out demand spikes, helps new projects meet grid connection rules & makes the grid itself more stable

All with less local fossil fuel generation

Supporting Infrastructure
– Added 2,100+ net new Supercharger stalls, up 14% year over year

[Optimus @Optimus_RH]

Optimus is coming

[Eric Cryptoman @EricCryptoman]

New highs imminent for @wangchaionbnb

Doge is the English dog. 旺柴 is the WeChat dog.

Pre @binance vibes.

[Eric Cryptoman @EricCryptoman]

I'll take it.

[Eric Cryptoman @EricCryptoman]

The mighty Arsenal are underdogs vs Bayern Munich today.

I believe we take this one. Worst case draw.

#COYG

[Eric Cryptoman @EricCryptoman]

@torchthemall_ Owning a nice home is cool

So is owning a cool car

Renting a private jet & spending money to fill it with escorts who don’t know who you are for views is not

[Eric Cryptoman @EricCryptoman]

Would rather be worth $10k and be happy than think this is what happiness looks like.

Most born in 2000 and later are a truly lost generation.

[Romano @RNR_0]

no point into getting rich of that's what $40m gets me at best