Hit Job's on @audible_com starting today!
It's a horror-comedy series I created about working at KillCo, a corporatized version of The Purge.
I'm so excited for it & it's very dumb (OF COURSE there's a murderer who only talks in a Bane voice)
Listen now! https://t.co/GJq2xsnX2n
(trying to remind my wife that we have a nuclear war preparedness kit WITHOUT alarming her)
"y'know what could be fun? getting out the ol hand-cranked AM radio."
Jesus Christ is coming... in a video game. 'I Am Jesus Christ' lets you play as the Son of God, turning water into wine and all that. https://t.co/4V1Wvgebvz