Eric D Lerner

Salesforce PM | Ex-Macromedia | Cleveland | Jersey | Pub Trivia Juggernaut | Traveler | he/him | Opinions are my own and occasionally hilarious

[Eric D Lerner @ericdlerner]

Yooooo. Both of my followers, come see me present our roadmap. Hecklers welcome.

[Agentforce Commerce @CommerceCloud]

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[Agentforce Commerce @CommerceCloud]

Join our VP of Product Management Eric Lerner on June 26th at our product roadmap webinar to learn about our latest AI and data-powered innovations!

Register here: https://t.co/o0h1co2meD

[Eric D Lerner @ericdlerner]

@matthlerner This feels true of organizations for sure. Within my own team it feels like it’s more about my level of trust.

[Eric D Lerner @ericdlerner]

I feel like the supply of Used Aeron Chairs is a strong leading economic indicator.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

People said I’d never get over my obsession with Phil Collins.

But take a look at me now.

[Eric D Lerner @ericdlerner]

@mjlupino Thank you sir. I had no idea how much I would love it here!

[Eric D Lerner @ericdlerner]

Now that I reside in New Jersey, I’ve decided to form bluegrass band. We’re going to be called “Banjovi”. Who’s with me?!

[Eric D Lerner @ericdlerner]

If George Washington had been made to cross the George Washington bridge, he would’ve lost the war.

[Eric D Lerner @ericdlerner]

@johnnystantoniv Based on the D’’n’D thing, imma go with Prog Rock.

[Eric D Lerner @ericdlerner]

@Flash_Garrett Myles, I love you for this, maybe even more than I love you for your insane football skills.

[Eric D Lerner @ericdlerner]

@mattahertz I don’t know who they source their shirts from, but @HOMAGE has really comfy soft t-shirts that fit well and don’t shrink.

[Eric D Lerner @ericdlerner]

@rickwatson It feels like a way to signal to a coworker or friend that you haven’t just stolen their idea. In my experience, Twitter and Google are less the jealous types.

[Eric D Lerner @ericdlerner]

I want to find someone that looks at me the way my father looks at junk mail. 👀

[Matt Lerner @matthlerner]

The best growth hacker in San Francisco in 2004 was NOT a Silicon Valley marketer...

She was a 24-hour emergency locksmith.

Here's her story:

[Eric D Lerner @ericdlerner]

@johnnystantoniv Which one is you?

[Eric D Lerner @ericdlerner]

New Jersey is the only state whose Drivers License process requires one to fail the driving test. #nj #newjersey #njdrivers #dirtyjersey

[Eric D Lerner @ericdlerner]

@TrishaThadani Moved across country and still can’t leave the house without a sweater, even in august.

[Eric D Lerner @ericdlerner]

@fkchang @Coupa @rajahammoud Looking good Fanger!

[Chris Hladczuk @chrishlad]

If you learned something new, mind retweeting the 1st tweet below?

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[Eric D Lerner @ericdlerner]

@chronicleflask Dissemble/disassemble