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@greatdaneTCU @itslesliegloria @manthapaige13 “Why would you even do those jobs? Wasn’t everyone’s life experience the same as mine? What could have happened in your life to prevent you from being like me? I literally cannot think of anything. Probably not important. I am very smart.”

[Paul Scheer @paulscheer]

I’m never as succinct or as eloquent as this. I’m glad someone else is…

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The mysterious syndrome that the government speculates—sans evidence—is caused by a communist microwave weapon which causes vaguely defined “symptoms” including headaches and depression.

@StateDept Who is coming up with this bullshit? L. Ron Hubbard?

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@MysterySolvent Forehead wax

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lol

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@OlufemiOTaiwo This tweet over 9000

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Is there a way to stop twitter suggesting interests to me? I’m not interested.

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@jwalkermobile @ChefGruel https://t.co/Xx48a9a7qs

[melissa “cancelled student debt” byrne @mcbyrne]

@ChefGruel Is $17 the new $21?

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@noradunn @skating_probs https://t.co/7pVgNbqa9Q

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@HBOLAT lol everyone hates this shit now

[☉ ♇⨂ ☽︎ @Ploxerer]

first press coverage of black bloc in the united states, seattle 1999 WTO protests

[Duty To Warn 🔉 @duty2warn]

Shooting a bear does not make you a badass. Feeding a bear while her cub hugs your leg makes you a badass.

(photo from 1950's Chukchi Peninsula; thanks to Cara Sikkema, Facebook)

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Officer Points To Unarmed White Man He Once Killed To Prove He’s Not Racist https://t.co/rIGHZ6bXYH

[Friendly Neighborhood Comrade @SpiritofLenin]

"Peaceful protest" doesn't exist. This is a myth created by the ruling class to contain rebellion against them. No social movement will ever win on terms dictated by the oppressors.

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@Harlan Harlan’s pearl clutching is purely performative grifting and if you fall for it, then you got the brain worms.

What does it even mean Harlan? *Who* lost America? What does it mean to say a country is lost? Did it fall behind the refrigerator?

You humongous baby villain.

[Spoon & Tamago @Johnny_suputama]

Coco-chan, who alerted authorities to an elderly man who had fallen in a ditch and aided in his rescue, received an honorary award from police today in Toyama.

Coco-chan: I will never save another human ever
https://t.co/gDAtPbcqaw

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

This is criminal, what a travesty

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Remember “lil homies”?

Also, another example of the word punk being appropriated by the establishment and stripped of any transgressive meaning so that it loses all power.

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@UweBollocks Yessssss
“You forgot something.”

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@SwiftOnSecurity can’t it be both

[Jah Schwa @Jah_Schwa]

@dailystar That's nothing - I once met a guy who had five penises. I asked him, "Five penises? How do your pants fit?" "Like a glove!", he said.