eric pedersen

I am an improviser and comedian and actor and trying to be a writer in Chicago

[Space Frasier @CaptainFrasier]

[Gets stuck in a time loop for 80+ years]

CAPTAIN FRASIER: Oh, for GOD'S SAKE

[Space Frasier @CaptainFrasier]

MARTIN: And another thing, how in the world did you manage to get Starfleet to assign you both to the same ship?

NILES: Dad. This is a very prestigious ship with very important missions. Of course they wanted only the bes—

MARTIN: Nobody else would work with you, huh

[Space Frasier @CaptainFrasier]

CAPTAIN FRASIER: I can't believe I let you replicate this old chair, Dad.

DOCTOR NILES: I thought when I left Earth I'd never have to smell it again.

MARTIN: Get used to it, this baby's gonna be with me until the Final Frontier!

[CAPTAIN FRASIER groans loudly, audience laughs]

[Space Frasier @CaptainFrasier]

CAPTAIN FRASIER: Computer, give me an Andalusian Amontillado sherry.

COMPUTER: Please be more specific.

CAPTAIN FRASIER: The one Lilith hates.

[computer beeps dryly in response]

[Space Frasier @CaptainFrasier]

ENSIGN ROZ: Captain, we're being hailed.

CAPTAIN FRASIER: Ensign, open up a channel.

ENSIGN ROZ: (sighs, presses a single button) Want me to make sure that fancy double-breasted uniform is buttoned too?

CAPTAIN FRASIER: Oh shut up Roz

[Space Frasier @CaptainFrasier]

Captain's log, stardate 77202.4.

After a long journey, my father is finally resting comfortably in his quarters. He has insisted on bringing an ambassador and caregiver. She claims to be "a bit psychic"

[Space Frasier @CaptainFrasier]

In space, no one can hear the blues a-callin'

[eric pedersen @ericepedersen]

@CaptainFrasier You're not breathin'-again... AHHH!

[eric pedersen @ericepedersen]

@jimshoe1212 @ZendeskOps Zing?

[eric pedersen @ericepedersen]

@intronaut Saw him tonight! Hung in the pocket and made the whole show. Incredibly nice to boot. Great stuff!

[Linda Orr @IrisCutter]

Just posted an IG. Since I'm sure you follow my social media just as passionately as I follow myself, you have already noticed.

[eric pedersen @ericepedersen]

What if no one ever mentioned the Kardashians on the news ever again? That seems like it would be better, no? Small, easy wins y'all.

[eric pedersen @ericepedersen]

Madison Keys is going to be world number one within a year. Sloan Stevens could be too. This match is going to be amazing.

[eric pedersen @ericepedersen]

@MrCott Very, very good

[Emily Annette ❁ emllyannette.bsky.social @emllyannette]

rt if ur ok with cancelling christopher columbus day https://t.co/umWcaKKHA5

[eric pedersen @ericepedersen]

Groundhog Day 2: 37 minutes

You're welcome, Hollywood.

[Elizabeth Tulloch @BitsieTulloch]

This is how grownups handle criticism. Particularly those elected to the highest office in this country. #25thAmendmentNow

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Ok Twitter- let's see if this wrestling meme can get MORE RETWEETS that the president's wrestling meme.

[Colleen Flanagan @ColleenFlangan]

Medicaid is important to disabled people. We raise our voice and get answered with handcuffs #ADAPTandRESIST

[eric pedersen @ericepedersen]

@ReckoningImprov @iOWest Maybe I should move