Erica Johnson

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[Erica Johnson @ericerrrrr]

Hi sorry I can’t come to work today I decided to rewatch Jersey Shore and I’m too invested to move from the couch now.

[Erica Johnson @ericerrrrr]

I only use twitter now to talk about my unpopular opinions on things.

Todays hot take:
Trader Joe’s lemon ricotta raviolis are 10/10

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Jersey Mike’s has the best chocolate chip cookies lol

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I’ve gone to McDonald’s twice in 24 hours because the Diet Coke just HITS different.

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I think the worst part about living in the Catskills is not being able to drive 4 minutes and get a bagel with cream cheese

[Erica Johnson @ericerrrrr]

@thethingvanessa Was he a Sexist Insecure Cocky Asshole??

[Erica Johnson @ericerrrrr]

Low key miss working at a pub during this time of year

[Erica Johnson @ericerrrrr]

The season 13 Christmas Episode of Bob’s Burgers has me SOBBING. It was so wholesome.

[Erica Johnson @ericerrrrr]

Some of the most beautiful girls I’ve ever seen work at the Starbucks inside of Targets.

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Homeboy in front of me just asked for TWO $75 gift cards at Sephora. And TWO small bags to put them in. I see you sir

[Erica Johnson @ericerrrrr]

I want an Italian sub SO BAD right now

[Erica Johnson @ericerrrrr]

I went to Chipotle for the first time in years today and was quickly reminded how Salsa Fresca would never treat me that way. Absolute TRASH.

[Erica Johnson @ericerrrrr]

The Hills season 2 might be the most toxic television I’ve ever watched in my life

[Erica Johnson @ericerrrrr]

Tonight at midnight I kissed a girl and a gay man.

I already love 2023

[Erica Johnson @ericerrrrr]

Time for my nightly Advil out of a plastic bag I keep in my purse because I’m old and feel like I got hit by a bus after an 8 hour shift 🥸

[Erica Johnson @ericerrrrr]

Euphoria season 1 is unmatched. A masterpiece. I just broke my heart all over again rewatching that

[Erica Johnson @ericerrrrr]

I am currently in my new girl era, living with 3 men

[Erica Johnson @ericerrrrr]

I didn’t know living with 5 strangers was going to be this much fun.

[Erica Johnson @ericerrrrr]

My favorite thing about my roommates and I is our love for cheese. There’s always cheese in the fridge.

[Erica Johnson @ericerrrrr]

@JetBlue Rene handled everything for me and got back to me in under an hour! They were beyond helpful rebooking my canceled flight due to the hurricane in Orlando 🙏🏻

[Erica Johnson @ericerrrrr]

The 3+ hour hold time for @JetBlue is miserable, but their hold music is fantastic