Eric Feurer

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a southern white lady stubbing her toe:

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@survivor_nyc why should anything be anything

nothing is something so all things shouldn't

that's what you sound like

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@kylegordon101 almost positive this was on the Shrek 1 soundtrack

[dilly @2dilly2dally]

Polycules attack you like this when you’re a single person who just moved to Portland

[lux @paperssil]

this straight couple brought a BABY into a GAY BAR and got MAD when I joked "these twinks look younger every year''

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are yo ufrom tennesse because i wanna fuck you

[Gothamist @Gothamist]

NYC deploys robotoilets. The public bathrooms have a strict 10-minute time limit.

https://t.co/naeWycTYRx

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@TouchdownTrips panthers, chiefs, rams

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@Senga2Alvarez show me in this video where aaron donald loses the game

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@itzchocofans team: sucks ass

you: this team must be mollycoddled

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@kranepool absolutely humiliating tweet

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@PaulsRandomness humiliating tweet!

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@Anc_Aesthetics damn that IS funny

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@Madximilian ah but see he's already thought of that

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@RepNancyMace @RepAOC @NYCMayor

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@SexyassMeatloaf @outofsync42 @25YearsAgoLive aw snowflake u okay?

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@outofsync42 @25YearsAgoLive snowflake

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@outofsync42 @25YearsAgoLive literally what he said fucko

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@InnaVernikov

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@tedcruz shoulda went to cancun right you fat little weasel

[Lark @king_of_limb]

girlfriend: how am I supposed to feel loved in this relationship if you're unable to love yourself
fully nude gnome sprinting under the table and going so fast his giggle has the doppler effect: HOO ʜᴏᴏ ʰᵒᵒ ͘͘͘
me: what the hell was that
ex-girlfriend: you always do this